Assassin. . .

[windsurferx]

So I found a can of Welch's Sparkling Grape Soda on the hood of my car today. I am a little hesitant to drink it because these are the sorts of things assassins and terrorists leave to provide you one last worldly comfort before they end your miserable existence. I've been inspecting it and there are no immediate signs of tampering but still. . .

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[unfixmyhair]

Did you drink it? The suspense is killing me.

[windsurferx]

Oh, I drank it.