Comments | windsurferx: I am Awesome at Eating

windsurferx

I am Awesome at Eating

Sep 11, 2008 01:42

I am so good at eating. I've been doing it for 23 years. Almost 20 of them on solids. I have been eating mac & cheese almost exclusively since the semester began. You know what? Fuck it, exclusively. That's all I m*ther f*cking eat! I made the cheesasaurus rex go extinct ( Read more... )

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bathtub September 11 2008, 07:03:57 UTC

Fruit?

rose_onlyolder September 11 2008, 10:31:27 UTC

FRUIT?!! which one...? oranges?

windsurferx September 11 2008, 17:42:28 UTC

Oh ye simple minded fools! The macaroni bush. You need to start watching more commercials.

rose_onlyolder September 13 2008, 00:43:27 UTC

"macaroni bush"...sounds faintly naughty to me...?

unfixmyhair September 14 2008, 13:43:24 UTC

you are going to get scurvy- which, since it's close to halloween, may not entirely be a bad thing. it could be the finishing touch for a very authentic pirate costume.