Comments | windsurferx: I am Creepy!

windsurferx

I am Creepy!

Sep 19, 2008 02:56

So these people I met a few weeks ago have been giving me "You're a creeper" vibes. At first I was pissed off but the more I thought about it the more I began to think that maybe this wasn't a bad thing. I have decided to completely embrace my creeper status with these people. If they thought I was creepy when I wasn't trying, then they're about to ( Read more... )

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rose_onlyolder September 21 2008, 02:50:07 UTC

What do you do with the mulch?

windsurferx September 21 2008, 21:31:16 UTC

Throw it at them. Put it in their hair. Shape it into a cake and make them eat it. You know, mulch stuff.

gman256x September 24 2008, 02:15:17 UTC

That's interesting, by this point you think ladies would be accustomed to dudes staring at them. Perhaps she just recently got hot, and this is a new revelation? I figure if she was super hot her entire life, she would have developed deterrence methods, such as ignoring creepers, letting them down easily, alluding to rich and powerful boyfriends, claiming lesbianesence, or taking a vow to be a nun. Not that any of these things have ever happened to me, since I am NOT a creeper. Not at all. Nope.