As you can see, I'm still around. I have just been busy rejecting Younglings for being too annoying. Yoda brings in all these little obnoxious kids who think they own The Force and I find a million reasons to kick them all out of the Academy. Remind me never to have kids ( Read more... )

I know if I lived on this planet I would definitely live in Disney World. I can afford it. I'm a Jedi (and by afford it I mean Jedi Mind Trick everyone into letting me live there).

These are some holos from awhile back of me at Disney World again. Who wants to come with me next time I go?


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So I've finally had enough time off to put these holos up for everyone's amusement (mostly my own, and Obi-Wan's). I have been on a mission trying to shape up Anakin's sorry emoness, but it's not working. That boy needs some serious help. I'll need to find a good rehab for him on Coruscant. I think the galaxy has seen enough shots of him getting ( Read more... )

Greetings all. I just wanted to say that I will be attending one of your Earth-convention things again. The same one I went to last year, Dragon*Con. This year I will be dressing up though. 'Cause I have a favorite show on your television thing. It's called Scrubs. And I will be dressing up as Christopher Turk. So if you will be there, be sure to ( Read more... )

Greetings, everyone! So a little while ago, I took a trip to a zoo. It was in a little city called Baltimore. And I saw many strange animals. But the thing that got to me the most was the Younglings Section of the zoo. Did they really want kids to try these things? How odd, man.


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Greetings! Sorry I've been away for so long. Been training a few padawans and things. But I have a few goodies for you, because I may have a swift pimp hand, but I am generous.


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So I celebrated your silly Earth holiday called "Halloween" and I dressed up as one of your silly holovid villains from that movie that came out this year called Silent Hill. I played your games too. I think I might like the games better, but this character is in both the games and the movie and it is very un-Jedi of me to say that he is really ( Read more... )

There's some new holodrama coming out tomorrow called Snakes on a Plane. And everyone should go see it, if only for the fact that the lead actor is quite dashing. Not as dashing as me, but very close.

Anyways, this shot is my tribute to it's greatness. It was taken at Disney World.


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Here is second set of pictures from the World of Disney place. I am traveling through their "World Showcase" at their "Epcot" and seeing what other places this Earth-ball has to offer. I don't know why these people don't just jump in a ship and coast to them all. It really wouldn't take that long. Especially in a Jedi Starfighter, hello.


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Here is my first set of pictures from the place known as Florida. The World of Disney stuck me in a hotel called the Caribbean Beach Resort, which makes sense cause there's some beaches. This first set here is just me surveying the area. I had to dress to fit in. My Jedi robes just wouldn't look right.


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