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[windvogel]

DAMN IT.

My '99 Tahoe, freshly washed, waxed, and polished; without a scratch or mark on the paint, was keyed last night.

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DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN.

The truck (scratch runs from the leading edge of the door to the back of the rear quarter panel):

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[fallenandalone]

I SEEEEE ITTTTT!! WHOEVER DID IT SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO LUDACRIS, THE BLOOD-DROOLING SATAN MOOSE!

It's horrible! See, the moose is kin to the Invader Zim Room with a Moose, MOose. It has no teeth, and it eats walnuts... the walnut shells cut up its gums causing it to drool blood. and then it raps at you... because you know... it's name is ludacris. so it's like... spraying you with blood, while you're already rotting & burning in hell... on top of that, you have to stand bad uncomprehendable rapping from a big-bull moose with cornrows!!

[windvogel]

I don't know if you can see it, but there's a gir plushie hanging from my rear view mirrior.

MOOOSE!!! EEEEEEE!!!

[draco_serpens]

Kill the culprits!

[fallenandalone]

..........at least the car is oh-so shiny.....