SPRING BREAK WAS HOTTTTTT!! I had sex with an elderly man.

Well crazy times today. Amanda gave me like half her closet of stuff. I bought a tank top and a sheer black top. Shows off the titties. As you all know I probably won't ever wear it but for two seconds I reveled in the glory that is my chest. hahahaha just kidding. We had a good time. She thought it looked good and both things cost me less than ( Read more... )

I swear that someone just farted in this computer lab...AM I DESTINED TO LIVE IN PERPETUAL STINK? Have I been cursed with the eternal bog of stench?

Tucker Max has taught me: no buttsex ( Read more... )

well I'm employed once again. This time I work for Payless. This is going to be interesting because these people seriously take their jobs seriously. I might have a problem with that ( Read more... )

NEW YEARS EVE PARTY ( Read more... )

My mouth hurts so bad. I can't even explain it. The vodka smoothies definitely helped last night and I am so tempted to fix another to just ease the pain. I'm so fucking screwed because if I get job with Payless I'm going to have to tell them fuck it because I have to get my wisdom teeth taken care of before I can start work there. I can't wait ( Read more... )

You Have a Choleric Temperament
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Can't you tell I put a lot of time and thought into my new journal layout? You betcha! I have Os's triangles. They truely portray my emotions to a tee ( Read more... )

A complete SUCCESS ( Read more... )