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[winewomenand]

First very important order of business: I hear there is some sort of combat competition going on in some month's time or whatever here? I also hear that there are some form of decorative awards being offered to the winners of those combat competitions? If anyone could provide me with more information on said event and, if possible, the contestants

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[7thborn]

Combat?

[winewomenand]

Combat. Assumedly with sword and lance and bow and arrows and whatever other pointy deadly thing made to extend one's reach.

I also hear there are horses involved, but I can't stand the beasts personally. I don't trust anything bigger than me with a mind of its own.

[7thborn]

I can't say I was expecting that as an answer. Bugger. I was hoping to get in a bit of pratice. Has the City even got enough horses for an event like that?

[winewomenand]

Apparently! Unless of course there are a lot of smutty little weirdos into pony play around here, in which case, more power to them, but I'm not into latex. It's sweaty.

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[treadingdawn]

Is there another competition?

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[winewomenand]

Is there one at all? I just got here a few days ago and I've spent half of those drunk.

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[treadingdawn]

Well there is mine--I mean, the Pevensies' and my tournament. But if you're aware of another host I would like to meet this individual to combine our efforts.

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[winewomenand]

There is no other host. Only a word here and there I've heard through the forest. That would make you the host that I was looking for, bright eyes.

placehold because BED

[blackeyedskank]

A toilet bowl in the underground. Your choice to make when it comes to deciding if it's the best or the worst.

/sends mary to bed

[winewomenand]

Is there booze in it?

/hides under your mattress

[blackeyedskank]

Well, it was booze at one point in time.

/screams

[winewomenand]

Maybe for your tastes. I prefer something a little more smoothe. And sanitary.

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[1inageneration]

I talked to Niko. He was...seriously defensive on your front.

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[winewomenand]

Niko tends to be defensive. In much the same way that the walls of a castle fortress are.

I asked him to warn you. Maybe you would take it seriously from his lips, because I like you and I would honestly not like to be forced to do anything nasty to you.

Well, that's not really true. Nasty has a couple of definitions.

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[1inageneration]

I never said I didn't like you-

But save the definitions. Please.

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[winewomenand]

Interesting way of showing fondness.

If you want a fight, ask me. I would happily give you a lesson, or an exhibition. But I don't typically like violence against humans for the sake of violence, and I don't like being taunted or used.

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[cal_sitter]

I thought Bacchus joined AA.

/placeholders back

[winewomenand]

Hence why he would be damning the place.

You see what you're doing? You're forcing me to take my business elsewhere. Not very good business practices.

[cal_sitter]

Are you demanding negotiations?

[winewomenand]

The initial plan was to sulk and make you feel miserable about shunning my company and ambiance in the name of the almighty dollar, but negotiations are a better first plan of action.