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Apr 27, 2009 12:57

The best part about the spring is the fact that all of you gender dimorphic types are gearing up to sow your wild oats. All of you. No matter how much you may avoid the very topic, you're just as much a part of nature as all of the horny rabbits and birds and bees and whatever around you. You can try to deny it, but in the end all any of you are is ( Read more... )

orgy please, fuck like bunnies, hos in every area code, wine sheep and song, in vino veritas, goodfellow, defending his honor, totally not desperate, the springtime is for lovers, time for a bacchanalia, dionysian mysteries, oh fuck me, what, goddamn right it's a beautiful day, i wants a shiny, good mood is good

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hundredflowers April 27 2009, 20:41:23 UTC
Every act of destruction should be followed by creation that helps undo some of the harm. Like when a forest lights on fire, eventually the trees that are burned down end up giving new ones access to more sun, more room to breathe. An earthquake knocks down trees, buildings-- that's what we fix.

It's not like a ravaging disease has passed through the City and rendered many impotent. If that were so, maybe I'd be more likely to agree.

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winewomenand April 27 2009, 20:53:33 UTC
You act as if forgetting a foul memory by replacing it with a good sensation is a bad idea.

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hundredflowers April 27 2009, 20:54:22 UTC
Unless that good sensation can go on forever, the foul memory always comes back. Sometimes with double the force.

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winewomenand April 27 2009, 20:54:48 UTC
Who says it can't with me?

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starchilde_lost April 27 2009, 20:57:34 UTC
...I am so glad I have the next two nights off. Enjoying the "free" booze?

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winewomenand April 27 2009, 20:58:41 UTC
I will be just as soon as I find some ice and a highball glass. You're welcome to join me for a few rounds on your day off, though.

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starchilde_lost April 27 2009, 21:00:55 UTC
I was going to as if we could start lessons today, but if you're planning on drinking I think I'll pass.

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winewomenand April 27 2009, 23:28:39 UTC
We can. We definitely can. This evening, anyway, if you're off work-- I was going to use the better daylight hours to work on my tan in Xanadu. Swimsuit season is just around the corner.

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child_radical April 27 2009, 21:30:12 UTC
There's other ways to cheer yourself up aside from inviting people to have an orgy.

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winewomenand April 27 2009, 23:32:22 UTC
Of course there are. But none of them are nearly as satisfying.

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child_radical April 27 2009, 23:37:47 UTC
That's your perogative. In the event somebody actually agrees, which I honestly don't see happening anytime soon, just be careful you don't catch a host of STDs.

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winewomenand April 28 2009, 02:31:15 UTC
Everything is always my prerogative. My own judgment is the only judgment that matters to me.

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darkest0knight April 28 2009, 00:18:18 UTC
I'm gonna need a raincheck.

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winewomenand April 28 2009, 00:51:20 UTC
And praytell, what's your good reason for needing a raincheck? Do you know what I did for a living before all of this alternate universe crap? I sold used cars.

You'll need a good reason.

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darkest0knight April 28 2009, 00:54:25 UTC
I uh...I lost some blood and Henry's makin' me stay in bed for today.

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winewomenand April 28 2009, 00:56:12 UTC
Making you. I can't tell if that makes him sound like your master or your mother.

But it's a good enough reason for me, under the circumstances.

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/was studying *sobs* reginagloriae April 28 2009, 01:00:50 UTC
It sounds to me you're bored all the time.

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ew studying ): winewomenand April 28 2009, 02:21:55 UTC
Maybe I'm easily bored. What do you think of that?

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reginagloriae April 28 2009, 02:25:58 UTC
Wellll... Maybe you could find another hobby to keep yourself from getting bored. Do you like to read, for instance?

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winewomenand April 28 2009, 02:44:03 UTC
Not as much as I like to have promiscuous sex.

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