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[winewomenand]

This is the very first time in my entire life that I have been completely without appetite for food, drink or spirits. The very first time. The only thing that brings any joy in eating are the stupid flowers growing damn everywhere. And I'm tired of it. It's a form of ridiculousness which needs to end immediatelyWhatever manner of dull, epicene

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[justashow]

The decor is not for munching, Robin.

[winewomenand]

That's not funny! The longer I resist the worse the compulsion becomes, to the point that I'm sure I'm not myself anymore but some ridiculous mouth-foaming cur. Or, alternately, a teenager.

I'm not happy about this. I want a cocktail. I want a lasagna. Anything that isn't a fucking petal salad.

[justashow]

I'm not making you a lasagna.

But I can fix you a cocktail if you like.

[winewomenand]

Why bother. I can't taste anything. The only thing that would enormously improve the situation as it stands is death.

[ioncewascool]

Somebody's sensitive.

[winewomenand]

Somebody is slowly poisoning himself with non-comestibles and an utter lack of dietary variety.

[ioncewascool]

....right.

[winewomenand]

My gods, are you always this singularly loquacious?

[starchilde_lost]

We could always knock you out.

[winewomenand]

Or we could not and say we did. Don't be an unsympathetic tart. I like you better when you're serving me drinks quietly.

[starchilde_lost]

I'll be as unsympathetic as I want and...dammit. Sorry.

Those things are poisonous - do you need help?

[winewomenand]

Not to me you won't. Not unless you want to hear me complain about it for the next month, which I assure you I will, with much brass and venom.

I don't poison. But that's hardly the insult here. They took my enjoyment from me. I was going to have tiramisu with my dinner and everything.

[browning_baby]

Having a rough day, Robin?

[winewomenand]

Somebody's going to suffer for this.

[browning_baby]

Hopefully not me. I'm already pissy as it is.

[winewomenand]

What problem have you on this day that trumps mine, Anita? Prove to me I'm not the most miserable creature in this damn place.

[threeatonce]

You know there are a bunch of girls back in LA who would really like to get on your diet plan. I think Oliver Stone wants his battle speeches back, though.

[winewomenand]

Natural Born Killers was a terrible movie. Piss on Oliver Stone.

[threeatonce]

You better watch what you're saying. You could offend someone.

[winewomenand]

I hope they cry.