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[winewomenand]

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[ for a few seconds, there is a clop-clop noise, before a growl of frustration. ]

This is starting to get very tired very quickly. Most importantly, this isn't my lot in life. I'm the practiced beguiler. Never the straight man. Such a thing is clearly and emphatically not the way of any sane universe.

[ more rustling and bright,

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[1inageneration]

[She wanders around the garden of Xanadu, gripping an extremely heavy basket with two hands. It clanks with her every step, possibly because it's full of hand axes and not baked goods. And then she passes by the-

...What was it? Whatever it was, it was talking.]

Hello?

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[winewomenand]

[ And here Robin was minding his own very annoyed business, when he hears something coming himself. And smells something coming, because, oh, it's a maiden he spies through the foliage. In fact, it's Buffy.

He's going to kill someone for this tomorrow.]

Buffy. You're lucky I don't want Niko breaking my face tomorrow. It's very possible you should be running, considering the circumstances. Actually, no. Don't run, walk. Running would only make it worse.

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[1inageneration]

[Aaaand she's confused about many things, especially how he obviously knows her name. Is he the Big Bad Wolf her grandmother told her to watch out for?]

But I really need to deliver this. Granny needs it. ...You're not a wolf, are you?

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[winewomenand]

[ Robin slides out into the clearing she's standing in, arms crossed over his chest in entirely unhidden annoyance, two heavy goat ears flicking in irritation. Of course she's cursed, just to make Doing The Right Thing even harder for him. ]

I'm not a wolf, you complete ninny of a woman. And your granny isn't here.

This is Keith, laughing uproariously

[ioncewascool]

this is Robin, v. unamused

[winewomenand]

this is Keith, cherishing this memory forever

[ioncewascool]

[captainshort]

Well, well.

[winewomenand]

That's all you have to say?

[captainshort]

Do you want me to laugh instead?

[winewomenand]

No. This is a serious infraction on my personal agency.

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[threeatonce]

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?

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[winewomenand]

So far away from funny it's become an entirely new species due to geographical isolation.

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[threeatonce]

So it's in Madagascar?

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[winewomenand]

Surrounded by chattering, idiotic lemurs which so resemble yourself, yes.

I cannot wait for nightfall.

[cal_sitter]

You're not coming inside like that until you've been checked for fleas.

[winewomenand]

I don't have fleas.

Also, my cat can't catch them.

[cal_sitter]

My cat can, and you're at least rinsing off those hooves.

[winewomenand]

There's little rocks stuck on the undersides. It's itchy.