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[winewomenand]

Why aren't all of you wearing white? I want to see those leopard-print bras and Superman boxers. What a rip-off today has been.

My hair is frizzy for no good reason.

And if I find a single one of you has gotten my cat wet, there will be hell to pay and you should all be aware of it. She is somewhat dry clean only.

Comments

[darkest0knight]

Today was awesome. My butter knife turned into a super soaker.

[winewomenand]

How is that awesome?

What if you needed a butter knife later on?

[darkest0knight]

Because I always wanted one.

And I've got six butter knives. I can just use the other five.

[winewomenand]

You always wanted a water gun?

You dream very big, Tony.

[playsforkeeps]

Thought I missed a party. Reckon I was wrong.

[winewomenand]

I never miss a party if a party presents itself.

[playsforkeeps]

Don't sound like there was much of one, but, likewise.

[ooc; excuse me while I fail a lot. Sometimes I forget who my pups have met if they've only talked once :(]

[winewomenand]

There wasn't, much to my eternal chagrin. This place is forever stuck between underdone and overdone. Never at the exact right temperature.

[ooc: is a-ok!]

[conjury]

...why would you want everyone to wear white?

[winewomenand]

Because when you get it soaking wet, it's semi-transparent.

1/3

[conjury]

But why would you-

[conjury]

Ohhh.

[coyote_walking]

Sadly for you I'd just shift and then climb out of my clothes.

[winewomenand]

Spoilsport, Mercedes.

[coyote_walking]

You know it!

You'd just be disappointed anyway. I'm very boring.

[winewomenand]

I don't find you boring in the slightest.

[valentineluke]

When am I not in white?

[winewomenand]

I wouldn't know.