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[winewomenand]

[ voice post ]

Promise, I fully expect your daughter to reimburse me for damages incurred, along with punitive damages for my emotional trauma and suffering. Intense trauma and suffering. I just bought that. Five hundred dollars for what is supposed to be--

[ there is a long, irritated, thoroughly underwhelmed pause. ]

Promise?

Niko?

Cal--

Comments

[hundredflowers]

Loud.

You're loud.

[winewomenand]

And very angry, so thank you for noticing, as that was the objective.

[hundredflowers]

I imagine this is probably why fate has dropped a load of intense trauma on you in the past. It's usually the loud ones.

It's probably not that person's fault, by the by.

[winewomenand]

Or perhaps the universe just agrees that there is no better place for something than in Robin Goodefellow's lap.

But he likes it when we blame things on him arbitrarily.

[cal_sitter]

Goodfellow. Nice of you to stop by again.

[winewomenand]

I'm bleeding all over Italian silk right now. Explain.

[cal_sitter]

You want me to explain your circulatory system?

[winewomenand]

Smarter men than Niko Leandros have tried to explain my circulatory system without success before, actually.

I want you to explain where I am standing and why I am standing there, you smartass.

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

Shut up.

voice;

[winewomenand]

Only if you give me a better option to occupy my mouth with. I've had a very exceptionally bad day and this is the cherry on the virgin.

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

Why don't you go put your mouth on a virgin then?

voice;

[winewomenand]

Because there isn't one standing here at the moment.

[reginagloriae]

Huh. This isn't Niko's fault or his brother's. Trust me in this one.

[winewomenand]

I'm not made to trust people, unfortunately. I'll lay the fault where it makes me feel better about the circumstances I've been forced into.

There are a lot of pretty, petite asian girls here. It's giving New York a run for her diversified beauty medal.

[reginagloriae]

I guess that's one way to cope. When you feel like trusting, read this.

Uhh. Thanks? I'm Youko Nakajima, by the way, I used to work for Niko as the bouncer of his club.

[winewomenand]

I will never feel like trusting. Although sometimes I feel like reading, so why not?

Robin Goodfellow.

Why don't you still work for him? If I was him, I'd never have let you quit. You're not damaged, are you?

voice

[fowlprodigy]

Oh wonderful.

You're back.

voice

[winewomenand]

So I've heard. I, unfortunately, find that I've never been here. Therefore this is the truth that I'm going to prescribe to.

voice

[fowlprodigy]

And yet I find that a potential headache is still growing.

voice

[winewomenand]

Only because you're sane.