MEME
Here is a meme I shall call
1. Did you have braces as a kid?
Yup.
2. Ever broken a bone?
Nope.
3. Have you ever sneezed in someones face?
Yes. lol
4. Have you ever farted in public on accident?
Um, orange?
5. What's a quick funny line you've said to someone?
Who do I have to drink to get a fuck around here?
6. Win the lottery, or earn 10 mil?
Lottery - 400 million.
7. What yer best impersonation?
Kermit
8. You find a wallet, and there's cash in it; you...?
Contact the owner
9. At what age did you switch from fearing spankings, to asking for them?
19
10. what food can you NOT eat?
Cilantro
11. What was the worst french kiss you've ever had and why?
Guy in OC: he had lockjaw. lol
12. Ever ran from the cops?
Yep. With a car.
13. What secret band do you like that people would just think WTF on?
The Clash.
14. Do you play video/PC games and what is the favorite?
Nope, but I used to play Dragonrealms, an RPG.
15. What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Strawberry.
16. What's the quickest amount of time you've ever done it? longest?
10 minutes, shortest. 4 days, longest. (don't ask)
17. What color are your undies?
Undies? What are those?
18. What's your fastest speeding ticket?
90 in a 30mph. I had to go to a "school for dangerous drivers. lol
19. If you were a Kool-aid flavor, which one would you be?
Psychodelic orange.
20. What Guiness record have you seen (Largest ball of twine, etc)?
Longest yellow brick road. (Kansas)
21. Where is the weirdest place you've had gum stuck on/in?
My arm.
22. What is your favorite ice cream?
Soy Dream chocolate. Nummers!
23. Did you have a security blankie/stuffed animal as a kid?
Yes, my blue blankie.
24. How old were you when you stopped pissing the bed?
7
25. Have you ever been so drunk you shit yourself?
Nope
26. Have you ever dined and dashed?
I invented it. :P
27. Last place you got a pimple?
chin
28. Ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, in New Orleans.
29. What's yer card game?
I am afraid of cards.
30. Top or Bottom?
Sub.
31. Did Richard Gere really do it?
mice?
32. Ever hook up with an ex?
Orange.
33. Did you cry when Dubya got re-elected?
Yes.
34. Ever smoke something *other* than pot or Cigarettes?
Yeah.
35. If the TV died, you would what?
No t.v. for me.
36. longest phone call?
6 hours
37. Pee in the shower, even if you're not alone?
Gross.
38. Angelina Jolie or Elizabeth Hurley?
To cook my dinner?
39. Keanu Reeves or Brad Pitt?
Alex Grey.
40. What is the weirdest thing you've ate?
Rattlesnake or snails.
41. Sub or Dom?
Sub. I already said that.
42. Cats or dogs?
cats
43. Do you look at a dictionary?
yes
44. Do your feet stink right now?
no
45. What place do you like to hang out at the most?
cafes
46. Sleep on what side of the bed?
underneath
47. Size shoe do you wear?
9
48. Should MySpace come with an addiction warning?
No, lj should.
49. Last time you moshed?
'98
50. Is the person who posted this tastey?
Um.