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It's just another manic Monday
So, my day started off pretty bad, getting late for the stuff I needed to get to, and not having all the supplies I needed. So incompetant... *sigh ( Read more... ) -
No Subject For You!
Suddenly, my boss burst into the office, breathing fire. -
Ribbit Ribbit Hop
My brother just caught a frog.
Bro: "What should I do with the frog?!?!"
Me: "I dunno... what shouldn't you do to the frog?"
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This subject is too scared to be a subject. Instead, it will be a predicate.
Argh, there is a rat in my house. D= This depresses me, for now, instead of doing stuff I might kinda want to do, my brother and I are chasing this miniature rodent around the house. And our house has lots and lots of small places ugly little moochers can hide in. Stupid rats... they should pay for thier own house! I don't want rats in mine ( Read more... ) -
This is an important news announcement, I swear.
Apparently, news reports have been warning people around the world that a very wild, and very dangerous creature has escaped from the more-or-less local zoo. It's called qichisan and looks like this. If you come across it, do not panic. Call your local authorities and they will come and tranquilize it with a shotgun. Or something else that would be wicked ( Read more... ) -
Food is not a good thought
Gah! My pencil sharpener has been eaten. And, you're probably thinking "eaten" in the nicer manner, y'know, when the whole body has been taken away by a mouth with lots of teeth and spittle and stuff and the only remains are small bits of blood and bones (or the pencil sharpener equivilent)? No. That would have been merciful. No, this "eaten" is ( Read more... ) -
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HAHAHAHA, TYPE JAPANESE?? YOU? Nuh-uh. I don't think so.
Says my art program-thing. So, instead of being able to type like a normal person, if I want to say anything in Japanese I have to freakin' draw it myself. X___x Admittedly, my Japanese writting isn't so bad and it's more readable than any other person's Japanese I've seen, but this is in ( Read more... ) -
Cellphones, beware!
MAD magazine says that the internet acronym "OMG LMAO" to politicians translates to "On My Go, Launch Massive Anthrax Offensive!" and urge any cellphone users to stop using these text abbreviations in their text messages.
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Bad day? I think not. Your insults are nothing compared to my giant robot.
Ahahahahahaha, whatYea, this is the second (or third, depending...) time I've seen cosplayers in the newspaper. I'm seriously starting to hope it becomes a new trend. Cosplaying is so much more interesting then most of the stuff I don't read in there. XD; It could be, like, a new sports section. Or something. XDDD ( Read more... ) -
Cloaks! Whee!!
I think I've just learned something about myself ( Read more... )