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so nobody got me anything for my birthday except my relatives (all 5 of them, parents included) and brittany. seeing as i know about 30 or so people, that's kind of sad. how emo. but anyway, whatever ( Read more... )

next week is my birthday. you know you want to give me something. <3333

but everyone already knew this.

--Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ( Read more... )

stolen from alix ( Read more... )

so i stayed home like...all week this week, because i'm fucking sick. omg it sucks :{ i can't hear out of my left ear (well..i can hear myself, if that counts), and it keeps popping. and then, when i take this 'zithromax' shit, it feels like my stomach is trying to consume itself from the inside-out. holy shit. and YOGURT DOESN'T HELP, MOM. time ( Read more... )