This was my conversation with Giggsy.
M:I WANT YOU!
G:Fancy me? How nice. If I wasn't so busy playing sport I'd take you out on a date.
M:Are you married?
M:do you have a girlfriend
G:Yes I do thanks very much!
M:Do you like your girlfriend?
G: like them just fine!
M:dump your girlfriend!
G:Yes I do thanks very much!
M:Who is your girlfriend
G:I'm not telling you who my girlfriend is - it's a secret. Ask me about sport instead.
G:No, I'm not.
M:Do you love me?
G:Perhaps. I'm not sure.
M:You are cute
G:Thanks very much - you sound pretty cool too!
M:I hate you
G:That's not very nice is it? You should go and play some sport then instead of talking rubbish to me.
M:Can you score goals?
G:Well, maybe... I'm not sure. It's been a long day you see.
M:Do you want to sleep?
G:Only when you're not talking to me.
M:You are funny
G:Am I? I'm confused. Uh, try asking me a whole question!
M:Please go out with me
G:I'm afraid I can't do that - I'm just a cartoon!
M:Where do you live
G:I live about 20 minutes outside of Manchester.
M:Where in mancester
G:I'm not going to tell you exactly where I live!
M:What's your address
G:Hmmm, shall I tell you my address? Let's think about it! erm, NO!
M:When do you train?
G:Yes. In a normal week we train for four days and play once at the weekend.
M:Which club do you support?
G;Manchester United of course - who else?
Me: Why are you dumb
Giggs: No prizes for guessing it's Manchester United.
M:You like Beckham?
G:Yes! I've known David for years and we're good mates
What is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life? That's a tough one - I'm only a cartoon, remember?
what did i just say
You just said what did i just say?.
Do you have any pets?
Yes! I've got two dogs - a German Shepherd called Allie and a Boxer called Echo.
who's the best footballer?
I reckon that Ronaldo, the Brazilian striker, is the best.
Are you a computer?
Yes, I have a small house near the printer! No, I'm only joking. I live on the internet.
Do you drive?
I've got a Mercedes.
What's two hunderd plus two hundred?
Wow. That's a tough one. Four of course.
His biggest secret...
M:What's your biggest secret?
G:So, you think I might have a secret?
M:Yes
G:Very clever of you. My secret is that I love Luzzball. It's on this page.
M:i want your autograph
G:My autograph? Well, I can't give you that at the moment - I am only a cartoon version of Ryan Giggs you know.
Apparently he knows some jokes...
M:knock knock
G:Who's there?
M:me
G:me who?
M:me duh
G:HA HA!
That was funny!
M:tell me a joke
G:OK. Knock Knock.
M:who's there
G:Cain.
M:cain who
G:CAIN you believe you've been talking to a computer? Ha, Ha!
M:Why did ferguson cross the road?
G:To get to the other side, ha ha.