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Something else I found. Capricorn ladies:
Capricorn Woman
STRONG IS not the word! Some Capricornettes (Italian Goats are Capricornettos!) can make Henry Cooper look as camp as a row of tents! Don't think they're butch, because they're not. It's just that they're imbued with an astounding authority, which can make you think twice (or even three times!).
Now, it's a funny thing, but the Goaty girl often ties the nuptial knot with a man as wishy-washy as a cup of BBC tea. This is so she can be the boss and the breadwinner, and feel like the father-figure of the family. Of course, not all Goatettes marry men who are mice, but a surprising number of them do. (At least it makes supper simple goats' cheese on toast!) When they feel that things are getting out of hand, they'll be coy and coquettish for a day or two, and then revert to ruling the roosti If you spy someone striding round the supermarket on a Saturday while her husband hurries along behind, clutching a carrier bag and trying to keep the trolley on the straight and narrow, you've just glimpsed one of these Goaty girls. Other Capricorn women marry men who are sitting in the biggest branches at the top of the tree, and they feel profoundly proud of them. Then it's the men who wear the trousers. But it's all or nothing there are no half-way houses for Capricorns.
For another astrological exercise, next time you pop along to the Post Office, keep your peepers peeled. See that old man with a pension book, and his glamorous granddaughter next to him? Well, if she's a Goat she won't be his granddaughter she'll be his wife! Capricorn women often adore older men, and sometimes think nothing of an age gap of anything up to thirty years. Most of them like a father figure.
Once a mum, this girl will be emotionally wrapped up in her kids, and will want to guide them through life, pointing out pitfalls and helping them over them. Sometimes she can be interfering, offering too much of a helping hoof, wanting her kids to meet ambitions she was unable to fulfil herself. But she can also be supremely supportive, and a great help to her kids (giving them a nudge with her homs if they need it!).
Capricorns are the salt of the earth (you can ignore the health warnings), and these girls make great mums. But what you must remember is that they will never be over-emotional, claustrophobic and cloying. Instead, they'll be determined, disciplined, law-abiding and loving. (A sort of Mighty Mum!) Sometimes they can be too firm, causing clashes and confrontations especially when their tots tarn into teenagers. ('You're not going out looking like that,' they'll yell. 'What would the neighbours think?')
You'll never catch a Goatette gushing like a geyser, unless she has lashings of Leo, Libra or Watery placings in her chart. But even so, she'll be more emotionally effusive than her male counterpart, simply because she is a woman.
At an early age, this nanny goat will have had to decide whether she's going to be a domestic damsel, content to caper among the cabbages in her garden or the go-getting girl, bounding up the mountainside of life, bopping over the boulders and being tipped for the top. But work is so central to a Capricorn that she's bound to do something to bring in the boodle, whether it's a few bob or a couple of hundred quid. Most girl Goats need a special goal in life to aspire to.
Nothing in life ever falls into this lady's lap (unless it's a spider or two money ones, of course!). Instead, she'll have to scrimp and save, or drive herself like a dervish, to get what she wants. But the gorgeous thing about these Goats, if they're positive, is that they put down trials and tribulations to experience, and try to profit from misfortunes and mistakes. And when they turn their sensational sense of humour on themselves, you know you're looking at a winner.
These women can work themselves up from nowt, and tip the very top. Take Gracie Fields, for example an excellent example ul u Goal who gut everything through sheer hard graft.
When you meet a Capricorn woman for the first time, take a peek at her pins. Lovely, aren't they? This is a sign full of sense and style, and a classy Capricornette is a sight to behold! Some girl Goats can glow with grace and glamour, and stun in their smart sophistication. (Others can look like something the cat brought in.) All that and a sense of humour, too who could ask for anything more?
Capricorn Woman
STRONG IS not the word! Some Capricornettes (Italian Goats are Capricornettos!) can make Henry Cooper look as camp as a row of tents! Don't think they're butch, because they're not. It's just that they're imbued with an astounding authority, which can make you think twice (or even three times!).
Now, it's a funny thing, but the Goaty girl often ties the nuptial knot with a man as wishy-washy as a cup of BBC tea. This is so she can be the boss and the breadwinner, and feel like the father-figure of the family. Of course, not all Goatettes marry men who are mice, but a surprising number of them do. (At least it makes supper simple goats' cheese on toast!) When they feel that things are getting out of hand, they'll be coy and coquettish for a day or two, and then revert to ruling the roosti If you spy someone striding round the supermarket on a Saturday while her husband hurries along behind, clutching a carrier bag and trying to keep the trolley on the straight and narrow, you've just glimpsed one of these Goaty girls. Other Capricorn women marry men who are sitting in the biggest branches at the top of the tree, and they feel profoundly proud of them. Then it's the men who wear the trousers. But it's all or nothing there are no half-way houses for Capricorns.
For another astrological exercise, next time you pop along to the Post Office, keep your peepers peeled. See that old man with a pension book, and his glamorous granddaughter next to him? Well, if she's a Goat she won't be his granddaughter she'll be his wife! Capricorn women often adore older men, and sometimes think nothing of an age gap of anything up to thirty years. Most of them like a father figure.
Once a mum, this girl will be emotionally wrapped up in her kids, and will want to guide them through life, pointing out pitfalls and helping them over them. Sometimes she can be interfering, offering too much of a helping hoof, wanting her kids to meet ambitions she was unable to fulfil herself. But she can also be supremely supportive, and a great help to her kids (giving them a nudge with her homs if they need it!).
Capricorns are the salt of the earth (you can ignore the health warnings), and these girls make great mums. But what you must remember is that they will never be over-emotional, claustrophobic and cloying. Instead, they'll be determined, disciplined, law-abiding and loving. (A sort of Mighty Mum!) Sometimes they can be too firm, causing clashes and confrontations especially when their tots tarn into teenagers. ('You're not going out looking like that,' they'll yell. 'What would the neighbours think?')
You'll never catch a Goatette gushing like a geyser, unless she has lashings of Leo, Libra or Watery placings in her chart. But even so, she'll be more emotionally effusive than her male counterpart, simply because she is a woman.
At an early age, this nanny goat will have had to decide whether she's going to be a domestic damsel, content to caper among the cabbages in her garden or the go-getting girl, bounding up the mountainside of life, bopping over the boulders and being tipped for the top. But work is so central to a Capricorn that she's bound to do something to bring in the boodle, whether it's a few bob or a couple of hundred quid. Most girl Goats need a special goal in life to aspire to.
Nothing in life ever falls into this lady's lap (unless it's a spider or two money ones, of course!). Instead, she'll have to scrimp and save, or drive herself like a dervish, to get what she wants. But the gorgeous thing about these Goats, if they're positive, is that they put down trials and tribulations to experience, and try to profit from misfortunes and mistakes. And when they turn their sensational sense of humour on themselves, you know you're looking at a winner.
These women can work themselves up from nowt, and tip the very top. Take Gracie Fields, for example an excellent example ul u Goal who gut everything through sheer hard graft.
When you meet a Capricorn woman for the first time, take a peek at her pins. Lovely, aren't they? This is a sign full of sense and style, and a classy Capricornette is a sight to behold! Some girl Goats can glow with grace and glamour, and stun in their smart sophistication. (Others can look like something the cat brought in.) All that and a sense of humour, too who could ask for anything more?