Real-Life stuff? Wow.
OKAY SO SOME SHIT WENT DOWN AT SCHOOL TODAY.
Two of my friends were dating. Let's call him J and her M. Then there's another chick thrown into the mix, so let's call her... E? I don't know her name, I think it's an E. And let's call myself I. That's easy enough to type and... Well... Duh. Grammar rules and such.
OKAY SO.
J and M were dating secretely. But not too long ago, J comes over to M and takes her aside, explaining that E liked him and he liked her back- and then went on to ask if M would mind terribly if he dated E publicly while keeping their relationship, which had lasted longer, private.
C and I heard this story. C is another friend of mine. We both told M we think she should dump J- and she did so. Publicly. It was pretty funny.
So J goes and storms off, C leaves, and E was never in the conversation to begin with, she's somewhere else in the school. J isn't cool enough to be a pimp, apparently.
M and I were talking after that, and we both agreed that it'd be pretty funny if we pranked J by pretending to date each other. So now M and I are 'dating'.
... What makes this even better is that I've never had a girl/boy friend, ever. And pretending to be with someone should prove to be a bit of a challenge since... Uh. We fail even holding hands. XD She tried to grab mine and we had to fumble for a few seconds before we came even close to having our fingers anywhere close to working. Ohboy, this shall be a fun few days.