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Okay I couldn't resist. XDD More questions with random people.
1. Lara Croft is actually Nosferatu in disguise, you know.
O rly?
2. Hot Barney the Dinosaur on Luke Skywalker action - Yes/No?
*Nosebleed*
3. What is or would be a good nickname for Wonder Woman?
HEY, WHASSUP BITCH?
4. What's Lara Croft's opinion on cheese?
... Never buy swiss by the pound.
5. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Luke Skywalker and Barney the Dinosaur, and why?
Neither. They'd be screwing each other all day.
6. If you could do anything with the president, what would it be?
Current? Kick in nuts. President-Elect? Hell, I wanna hang out with him.
7. How did you meet She-Ra?
Long story involving quantum physics.
8. What do you think about Nosferatu?
He is really Lara Croft. Trufax.
9. What is the Doctor's favorite TV show or movie?
Doctor Who, of course. Followed by House.
10. What is one thing Bruce Lee isn't exactly made for?
Ballet dancing.
1. Name something you have in common with a not so sexy stranger?
Being not sexy?
2. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Pac Man or Team Rocket?
TEAM ROCKET OH MY GOD YES
3. a sexy stranger suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
... What happened to the not-sexy one?
4. Can Pikachu be bad influence?
Yes. Stupid electric rat.
5. Name something you have in common with the president?
Obama: We're both trekkies.
6. What is Luke Skywalker's favorite TV show or movie?
Star Trek.
7. What do you think of Superman?
www.superdickery.com
8. Does your inner demon have any pets?
No. She'd eat them. :B
9. Do you do anything special with Team Rocket?
Besides get handcuffed to them? No, not really.
10. Do you miss a poet?
POEEEEE.
1. How would boobs insult Ace Ventura?
... Lol.
2. Is Frankenstein your best friend?
BFF. <3 IluFrankie.
3. Do you trust Ace Ventura?
When he's not being insulted by boobs.
4. If Yoda were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
... Gary Coleman? (I'M SORRYYYY)
5. a comedian and the Teletubbies are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
... I have no clue, but I MUST SEE THIS.
6. What was your first impression of a police officer?
Excuse me, are you Xtbukm Vynil?
7. What advice would you give Zelda?
You look good as Shiek. <3
8. the Teletubbies got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
... A television?
9. Do you miss Roseanne?
Who the hell is she?
10. How did you meet Elvis Presley?
In Discovery Zone. (Trufax.)