Merlin Spoilers 3x08 Crack Discussion
1. Before departing on his quest, Arthur shares an important moment with Gwen.
Arthur: Gwen, I have something important to tell you.
Gwen: What is it Arthur?
Arthur: Well...
Gwen: You can tell me anything.
Arthur: I accidentally slept with Merlin.
Gwen: What!?! How can you accidentally sleep with someone?
Arthur: Well, we were just playing around. Merlin tripped and his lips collided with mine. And his hands...
2. Gwaine returns to aid Merlin, and he's up to his usual tricks!
The hair flips return with a bar room brawl and a smiling shirtless man in Merlin's bed.
3. Merlin uses the powers of the Dragon-Lord in battle, but his opponent is not the Great Dragon.
Barney won't stand a chance.
4. "I have to say, you're not as short as I thought you'd be."
Who are you calling short? I'll kick your arse.
5. Merlin receives a very special gift.
The power of the slash to kill Uther.
A smashing new pair of boots.
An invisibility neckerchief.
The ability to morph into an animal.
Another sword with different powers.
The feel of Arthur's lips as he gives him mouth to mouth
6. Who is magic? Who is strength? And who is courage?
Arthur is born of magic. Merlin is born of magic for him. They both have strength and courage.
7. "I don't think she means **** to *** of ** anymore."
talk to any of us
8. Arthur learns that the use of magic should not be dismissed so quickly.
If he knew how hard it is to save his royal bottom most times then he would know this.
9. "I have been waiting all these years for the arrival of a new time. The time of the **** *** ****** ****."
love and pretty guys
10. Gwen makes a shocking discovery and things will never be the same again.
Lancelot sent love poetry to her via carrier pigeon. This stirs feelings she thought she'd grown past. She feels guilty until she sees Merlin and Arthur staring into each others eyes and smiling goofily while walking in the courtyard.