ooc: Mostly Harmless Relationships
those not on this list should consider themselves currently beyond his notice
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
♥ - despised
♥♥ - ignored
♥♥♥ - tolerated
♥♥♥♥ - appreciated
♥♥♥♥♥ - loved
✖✖ - want you to fuck off and jump in a blender
✘ - dealt with your shit, now get lost
✙ - remind me why we're even talkin' again
✜ - we fuck and not much else
✧ - yeah, you can hang around
✪ - I'm pokin' fun at your stupidity
❃ - get over here and let's party
❀ - got your back
❖ - want you in my life
❦ - stay with me, please.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
❝As if life wasn't short enough.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪
Though past his preferred age range and a little too proactive for Gin's taste, he finds Ezio pretty easy on the eyes and doesn't mind doling out information to the assassin, so long as it's not too case sensitive. If Ezio wants more from him he'd better be prepared to work on becoming his friend, but for now he can keep dropping by for drinks and info and get one of them free/cheap.Alfred F. Jones [America]
❝I'm sorry, who? I'm Canadian.❞
♥♥ // ✙✪
On top of thinking America is nucking futs for believing he's the personification of his country, Gin has absolutely no respect for the man. Not that he was much of a patriot to begin with, but that's besides the point. As far as he's concerned, Alfred belongs in the loony bin with all his crackpot theories and burgers.Arthur Kirkland [England]
❝Oh, him. Crackpot #2.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪
They don't hang around much but Gin's got an undeniable fondness for people who can take shit and dish it back as good as they get. For that reason alone he was okay with England, not to the point that he'd be calling him up on a Saturday night to hang, but good enough.
Holed and back with no memories.Barclay Stewart [Scotland]
❝If I pretend to know who you're talking about, are you gonna keep talking to me?❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Because puke green shorts and easter colored socks always make for the best impressions.Abarai Renji
❝I like to call him Sir-Fucks-Up-A-Lot.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪❃❀
Renji reminds Gin of a retarded puppy that's stupid and a shitton of trouble but kept around anyway for... some reason. Truth be told, Renji is everything Gin should hate (redhead, brash, stupid) but the for some reason he doesn't mind it when they talk. If anything, he might actually even be having fun...Ukitake Jūshirō
❝A good guy. Slow, but a really good guy.❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧✪❃❀❖
The first roommate Gin's ever had that didn't drive him nuts and an overall decent person, Gin has grudgingly come to accept the fact that he likes the old man. Platonically so, but for the guy who thought he wouldn't get along with anyone on this ship? It's enough. Ukitake's got Gin's backing and if anyone fucks with him he'll... uh, get really mad?Kuchiki Byakuya
❝Never thought I'd say it, but I feel sorry for Renji.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Renji's boss and one cool customer. There's a potential here for some serious hilarity but Gin's still not sure how to treat the pretty boy. One thing's for certain though, not his type.Shihouin Yoruichi
❝Hoooooo boy...❞
♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀
The unequivocal personification of Gin's personal hell. She's female, she turns into a cat, she struts around naked and she reminds him hardcore of his sister, Skye. Take all of that, stir into a pot and voila! Nightmare. Getting past all that? She's not that bad when she's not trolling him and he doesn't mind hanging with her. Plus, sex talk is always something to bond over. If she needs a favor, he'll give it.Urahara Kisuke
❝Another decent guy but... nah, nevermind.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀
In terms of attraction? He's got a nil score from Gin. Not only because of his scruffy appearance and personality, but also because he and Yoruichi have a pretty powerful thing going on and it doesn't seem right to interfere. Beyond that, they were roommates once but he's kinda glad he and Yoruichi are gone. All the sex and all that. Hey, it's one thing to work in a club/love hotel and another to live in it.Lelouch Lamperouge
❝Let me put it this way, if you're having a good day? Stay away from him.❞
♥♥ // ✘✙✪
First, Gin hated him. Now? He's just full of pity and exasperation. The kid has enough troubles to drown in them and still seems to be heaping more on top. At a guess, Gin would say he's hiding something, which is nothing new on this ship, but this secret seems to go deeper than most. Whatever it is, Gin's not interested in finding out. He has a feeling it's the kind of secret someone might spill blood for. Beyond that? Kid should down a couple shots and get laid. It'll do wonders for that temperament of his.Dante
❝Hello carnal desire on legs~❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪❃
Dante was that sexy ass Gin seriously wanted to tap but refrained if only because of a joke he once cracked at Nero. Something about Gin being his mommy figure and thinking Dante was his dad and- yeeeeah, anyway, after that Gin couldn't get the joke out of his head so he never tried to hit Dante up. The fact that the dude is heterosexual might've also been a factor.
Holed and back with no memories."Polly"
❝Warning, this one comes with baggage.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪
One time they fought off carniverous plants that had taken up residence in her room. Another? She went psychotic and turned his roommate into an evil douchebag. But she also stood up for him against Badou so she's 2:1 right now, it evens out right? He doesn't mind her, and considering his default bias against women that's saying something, but overall they can talk and he won't get snippy at her. If he were into women, he'd say she was cute.Chihaya
❝Good kid but, honestly? A little too much.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪❀
Chihaya is... complicated, for Gin. On one hand, everything he is and does grates on Gin's nerves until he wishes he could throw Chihaya out a friggin' air lock. On the other? He's a good kid, honest, decent and just trying to do what he thinks is right which is, as far as Gin's concerned, something worth respecting. In the end, though he doesn't want to hang around with him, he doesn't want to see him get hurt either. Though lately he seems...Leanne
❝We've never really talked.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Leanne is someone he's never really had lengthy conversations with, if only because when she was here, she seemed to have issues communicating. Still, they both had white wings and even though they weren't of the same race, she was fragile enough that even he wanted to protect her. Suffice to say, not much came of it, but she was precious to Tibarn so... hey, he figured he'd keep an eye on her.
Holed and back with no memories.Greed
❝Not that good, being honest.❞
♥♥♥ // ✜✪
They shot at each other with paintball guns and occasionally have sex, although not recently. Truth be told? They're strangers who occasionally fuck. If anything, their stronger relationship is that they're technically business competitors.Aziraphale
❝For an angel? Not what you'd expect, and that's not a bad thing.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧
The angel that fucked with death, drank liquor and hung around with demons. For Gin? He was fucking perfect. Not his type, no, but it was enough that Gin felt comfortable talking to him and, considering he's an angel too? That's saying something. The fact that Aziraphale also tried to look out for him during the de-age disaster just... puts him way up there.
Holed and back with no memories.Anthony J. Crowley
❝No comment~❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀❖
They've talked shit, laughed at each other's expense, mourned loved ones that got wormholed and sat by an ice rink sharing a scarf. Crowley is, by far, one of his closest friends on the Thor and if he ever vanishes for good, Gin might flip his shit. While a part of him is curious about Crowley in the sexual sense, another part of him doesn't want to ruin what they've got, so he keeps it in his pants. If Crowley ever wants a favor? Gin might bitch but he'll always say yes.Lucifer
❝Y'know, if he wasn't the Devil? He'd be a virgin for life.❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧❃❖
Sexy, elegant and fussily precise about everything, Gin respects Lucifer as a boss and for what he is, but really doesn't care for him when he's doing his "I art way more ancient than you" thing. Beyond that, it's nice how Lucifer keeps throwing him off, (even if it's annoying at the time) and he can see himself not getting bored if he sticks with him. On the off-hand? Not a good lifelong partner. Not that Gin's looking as it is, but it's something that should be noted.Albert Wesker
❝That's a lot of leather. And yet, he manages to pull it off.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧
A sciency guy who, apparently, wasn't very popular back on his homeworld. Not that they've talked lots, mostly because Gin's "DANGER" radar goes nuts when they do, but he would seriously like to tap that.Blair
❝Sure she's attractive, if boobs and brainless are your thing.❞
♥ // ✖✖✙✪
Hates her. Absolutely haaates her. As far as he's concnered, she's a Yoruichi-wannabe with more dumb and less fashion sense.Dean Winchester
❝Trigger happy hunters, can't live with 'em and don't even wanna try.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Decent guy, a little trigger happy but overall not that bad. Likes to talk shit and pretend to be a badass but his act's a little transparent as far as Gin's concerned. He looks out for Cas though, so he deals with it.
Holed and back with no memories. Which is a shame because he came back an asshole. Not that he wasn't one before, but damn. Having heard everything from Cas, while Gin won't actively zap the dork to oblivion, he does plan to give him hell via sexual harassment and by giving him all the wrong ideas. He might've been friends with Dean before, but let's face it. Cas ranks way higher on the scale. Castiel
❝Somebody get this boy laid already.❞
♥♥♥♥♥ // ✪❃❀❖❦
One of the very few people (if not the only one) on the Thor that Gin will actually stick his neck out for in physical combat. (For all the good it would do.) When Cas left, Gin legitimately gave up on ever being able to have a serious friendship again. If only because he was convinced that anyone and everyone he could get close to was going to get wormholed at some point. So the fact that Cas came back? Probably a good thing. Though he came back with some emotional baggage, Gin decided then and there that he was going to stick by the angel, no matter what stupidity he got himself involved in and invited Cas to live with him so he wouldn't have to be alone. It's because of Cas that Gin's become more easy-going (and continues to heckle Dean.)
tl;dr idkmybffcastiel Naomi Kimishima
❝... [sigh]❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪
Naomi is the reason he has Velvet, his hellcat, which, added to the fact that she's female, should be all the reason he needs to hate her, but surprisingly enough, he doesn't. Despite the fact that she also saw his past, he finds it impossible to hate her because A: it was an accident and B: she seriously looks like his mother. So, while he has a whole plethora of confusing emotions about their relationship, he doesn't delve too deeply into it and tries to accept it for what it is. Two refugees who just so happen to have a tentatively working thing going.
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
♥ - despised
♥♥ - ignored
♥♥♥ - tolerated
♥♥♥♥ - appreciated
♥♥♥♥♥ - loved
✖✖ - want you to fuck off and jump in a blender
✘ - dealt with your shit, now get lost
✙ - remind me why we're even talkin' again
✜ - we fuck and not much else
✧ - yeah, you can hang around
✪ - I'm pokin' fun at your stupidity
❃ - get over here and let's party
❀ - got your back
❖ - want you in my life
❦ - stay with me, please.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
❝As if life wasn't short enough.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪
Though past his preferred age range and a little too proactive for Gin's taste, he finds Ezio pretty easy on the eyes and doesn't mind doling out information to the assassin, so long as it's not too case sensitive. If Ezio wants more from him he'd better be prepared to work on becoming his friend, but for now he can keep dropping by for drinks and info and get one of them free/cheap.Alfred F. Jones [America]
❝I'm sorry, who? I'm Canadian.❞
♥♥ // ✙✪
On top of thinking America is nucking futs for believing he's the personification of his country, Gin has absolutely no respect for the man. Not that he was much of a patriot to begin with, but that's besides the point. As far as he's concerned, Alfred belongs in the loony bin with all his crackpot theories and burgers.Arthur Kirkland [England]
❝Oh, him. Crackpot #2.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪
They don't hang around much but Gin's got an undeniable fondness for people who can take shit and dish it back as good as they get. For that reason alone he was okay with England, not to the point that he'd be calling him up on a Saturday night to hang, but good enough.
Holed and back with no memories.Barclay Stewart [Scotland]
❝If I pretend to know who you're talking about, are you gonna keep talking to me?❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Because puke green shorts and easter colored socks always make for the best impressions.Abarai Renji
❝I like to call him Sir-Fucks-Up-A-Lot.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪❃❀
Renji reminds Gin of a retarded puppy that's stupid and a shitton of trouble but kept around anyway for... some reason. Truth be told, Renji is everything Gin should hate (redhead, brash, stupid) but the for some reason he doesn't mind it when they talk. If anything, he might actually even be having fun...Ukitake Jūshirō
❝A good guy. Slow, but a really good guy.❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧✪❃❀❖
The first roommate Gin's ever had that didn't drive him nuts and an overall decent person, Gin has grudgingly come to accept the fact that he likes the old man. Platonically so, but for the guy who thought he wouldn't get along with anyone on this ship? It's enough. Ukitake's got Gin's backing and if anyone fucks with him he'll... uh, get really mad?Kuchiki Byakuya
❝Never thought I'd say it, but I feel sorry for Renji.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Renji's boss and one cool customer. There's a potential here for some serious hilarity but Gin's still not sure how to treat the pretty boy. One thing's for certain though, not his type.Shihouin Yoruichi
❝Hoooooo boy...❞
♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀
The unequivocal personification of Gin's personal hell. She's female, she turns into a cat, she struts around naked and she reminds him hardcore of his sister, Skye. Take all of that, stir into a pot and voila! Nightmare. Getting past all that? She's not that bad when she's not trolling him and he doesn't mind hanging with her. Plus, sex talk is always something to bond over. If she needs a favor, he'll give it.Urahara Kisuke
❝Another decent guy but... nah, nevermind.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀
In terms of attraction? He's got a nil score from Gin. Not only because of his scruffy appearance and personality, but also because he and Yoruichi have a pretty powerful thing going on and it doesn't seem right to interfere. Beyond that, they were roommates once but he's kinda glad he and Yoruichi are gone. All the sex and all that. Hey, it's one thing to work in a club/love hotel and another to live in it.Lelouch Lamperouge
❝Let me put it this way, if you're having a good day? Stay away from him.❞
♥♥ // ✘✙✪
First, Gin hated him. Now? He's just full of pity and exasperation. The kid has enough troubles to drown in them and still seems to be heaping more on top. At a guess, Gin would say he's hiding something, which is nothing new on this ship, but this secret seems to go deeper than most. Whatever it is, Gin's not interested in finding out. He has a feeling it's the kind of secret someone might spill blood for. Beyond that? Kid should down a couple shots and get laid. It'll do wonders for that temperament of his.Dante
❝Hello carnal desire on legs~❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪❃
Dante was that sexy ass Gin seriously wanted to tap but refrained if only because of a joke he once cracked at Nero. Something about Gin being his mommy figure and thinking Dante was his dad and- yeeeeah, anyway, after that Gin couldn't get the joke out of his head so he never tried to hit Dante up. The fact that the dude is heterosexual might've also been a factor.
Holed and back with no memories."Polly"
❝Warning, this one comes with baggage.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪
One time they fought off carniverous plants that had taken up residence in her room. Another? She went psychotic and turned his roommate into an evil douchebag. But she also stood up for him against Badou so she's 2:1 right now, it evens out right? He doesn't mind her, and considering his default bias against women that's saying something, but overall they can talk and he won't get snippy at her. If he were into women, he'd say she was cute.Chihaya
❝Good kid but, honestly? A little too much.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧✪❀
Chihaya is... complicated, for Gin. On one hand, everything he is and does grates on Gin's nerves until he wishes he could throw Chihaya out a friggin' air lock. On the other? He's a good kid, honest, decent and just trying to do what he thinks is right which is, as far as Gin's concerned, something worth respecting. In the end, though he doesn't want to hang around with him, he doesn't want to see him get hurt either. Though lately he seems...Leanne
❝We've never really talked.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Leanne is someone he's never really had lengthy conversations with, if only because when she was here, she seemed to have issues communicating. Still, they both had white wings and even though they weren't of the same race, she was fragile enough that even he wanted to protect her. Suffice to say, not much came of it, but she was precious to Tibarn so... hey, he figured he'd keep an eye on her.
Holed and back with no memories.Greed
❝Not that good, being honest.❞
♥♥♥ // ✜✪
They shot at each other with paintball guns and occasionally have sex, although not recently. Truth be told? They're strangers who occasionally fuck. If anything, their stronger relationship is that they're technically business competitors.Aziraphale
❝For an angel? Not what you'd expect, and that's not a bad thing.❞
♥♥♥ // ✧
The angel that fucked with death, drank liquor and hung around with demons. For Gin? He was fucking perfect. Not his type, no, but it was enough that Gin felt comfortable talking to him and, considering he's an angel too? That's saying something. The fact that Aziraphale also tried to look out for him during the de-age disaster just... puts him way up there.
Holed and back with no memories.Anthony J. Crowley
❝No comment~❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧❃❀❖
They've talked shit, laughed at each other's expense, mourned loved ones that got wormholed and sat by an ice rink sharing a scarf. Crowley is, by far, one of his closest friends on the Thor and if he ever vanishes for good, Gin might flip his shit. While a part of him is curious about Crowley in the sexual sense, another part of him doesn't want to ruin what they've got, so he keeps it in his pants. If Crowley ever wants a favor? Gin might bitch but he'll always say yes.Lucifer
❝Y'know, if he wasn't the Devil? He'd be a virgin for life.❞
♥♥♥♥ // ✧❃❖
Sexy, elegant and fussily precise about everything, Gin respects Lucifer as a boss and for what he is, but really doesn't care for him when he's doing his "I art way more ancient than you" thing. Beyond that, it's nice how Lucifer keeps throwing him off, (even if it's annoying at the time) and he can see himself not getting bored if he sticks with him. On the off-hand? Not a good lifelong partner. Not that Gin's looking as it is, but it's something that should be noted.Albert Wesker
❝That's a lot of leather. And yet, he manages to pull it off.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✧
A sciency guy who, apparently, wasn't very popular back on his homeworld. Not that they've talked lots, mostly because Gin's "DANGER" radar goes nuts when they do, but he would seriously like to tap that.Blair
❝Sure she's attractive, if boobs and brainless are your thing.❞
♥ // ✖✖✙✪
Hates her. Absolutely haaates her. As far as he's concnered, she's a Yoruichi-wannabe with more dumb and less fashion sense.Dean Winchester
❝Trigger happy hunters, can't live with 'em and don't even wanna try.❞
♥♥♥ // ✙✪
Decent guy, a little trigger happy but overall not that bad. Likes to talk shit and pretend to be a badass but his act's a little transparent as far as Gin's concerned. He looks out for Cas though, so he deals with it.
Holed and back with no memories. Which is a shame because he came back an asshole. Not that he wasn't one before, but damn. Having heard everything from Cas, while Gin won't actively zap the dork to oblivion, he does plan to give him hell via sexual harassment and by giving him all the wrong ideas. He might've been friends with Dean before, but let's face it. Cas ranks way higher on the scale. Castiel
❝Somebody get this boy laid already.❞
♥♥♥♥♥ // ✪❃❀❖❦
One of the very few people (if not the only one) on the Thor that Gin will actually stick his neck out for in physical combat. (For all the good it would do.) When Cas left, Gin legitimately gave up on ever being able to have a serious friendship again. If only because he was convinced that anyone and everyone he could get close to was going to get wormholed at some point. So the fact that Cas came back? Probably a good thing. Though he came back with some emotional baggage, Gin decided then and there that he was going to stick by the angel, no matter what stupidity he got himself involved in and invited Cas to live with him so he wouldn't have to be alone. It's because of Cas that Gin's become more easy-going (and continues to heckle Dean.)
tl;dr idkmybffcastiel Naomi Kimishima
❝... [sigh]❞
♥♥♥ // ✧✪
Naomi is the reason he has Velvet, his hellcat, which, added to the fact that she's female, should be all the reason he needs to hate her, but surprisingly enough, he doesn't. Despite the fact that she also saw his past, he finds it impossible to hate her because A: it was an accident and B: she seriously looks like his mother. So, while he has a whole plethora of confusing emotions about their relationship, he doesn't delve too deeply into it and tries to accept it for what it is. Two refugees who just so happen to have a tentatively working thing going.
------> 09/21/11