[Arashi] TIME MC: Part Two
Sho: My, Tarou-chan~
NIno: Yes, please take care of me!
Sho: We're working hard huh!
Nino: That's right.
Sho: Yamada Tarou Monogatari.
Nino: Yes!
Sho: How is it, the filming?
Nino: It's going well.
Sho: I see. Then, shall we do the thing that's popular on the set?
Nino: Okay?
Sho: That thing.
Nino: Okay.
Sho: I can't win. I can never win.
Nino: And my fingers are a lot of shorter, why can't you win?
Sho: That's what I want to know!
Nino: It's true, you've never won once. Why don't you play with adults, finger sumo?
Sho: With adults? Finger sumo?
Nino: Somehow you're always fighting against Saburou and Jirou aren't you. That's not fair if you think about it.
Sho: But if I don't play with them, I can't win. If I did it with the adults, I won't win!
Nino: You can't tell. With Oozaki-sensei or someone.
Sho: There's no way I can beat Oozaki-sensei, lately Aichi prefecture's starting to be known for arm-wrestling!
Nino: Arm wrestling has nothing to do with fingers.
Sho: No, just the grip is already bad! I've done hand sumo before, and my arm tore from the hand sumo!
Nino: Say, he had really strong-looking arms didn't he? I wonder if he still has them?
Fans: Ohhhh~
Nino: Amazing right? He lost to me, you know.
Sho: Also, also, at the airport in Australia, "How boring, let's do some arm sumo," and it tore with a loud "crack"! I said, "Ow ow ow ow ow," didn't I. The "ow" was interesting huh.
Nino: The "ow" was interesting. That means your muscles are extremely hard huh.
Sho: That's right, flexibility is zero.
Nino: Right? You probably can't do backwards somersaults right
Sho: No, I just don't do it.
Fans: EHHHHH?
Nino: Eh? Then you can? Eh? Wait, leaving aside whether you want to do it or not, can you do backwards somersaults?
Sho: No, it's not whether I can do it or not, it's that I don't.
Nino: Aiba-san.
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Sakurai-san, stop!
Aiba: Sakurai-san! Sakurai-kun! What, what is this about?
Nino: No, regarding backwards somersaults, when I said, "Because your muscles are hard you can't do backwards somersaults right," he said, "No, I just don't want to do it."
Aiba: Ehhhhh! He said he just doesn't do it! So-mer-sault. So-mer-sault. So-mer-sault.
Sho: (overlapping) Idiots! Wait wait wait! Wait wait, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, seriously!
Nino: His back, his back, catch his back!
Sho: My neck, my neck will-!!
Aiba: That's true.
Sho: Idiot, my neck will break!
Aiba: Sakurai-san, his neck will break!
Sho: Embarrassingly, when I did it during a high school field trip, I looked like a dead frog! I can't do it!
Aiba: It's because you said you can do it when you can't right?
Nino: That's right, please correct that.
Sho: No, I just don't do it that's all.
Nino: [chases]
Ohno: [runs backstage after them]
Aiba: Ohh, stop him, stop him! Oi Leader, don't go in there! You shocked me, you really got yourself involved in that one. You really shocked me!