So fun!

Aug 07, 2008 18:23

I decided to post some of the listing's I came across on Craigslist while looking for a room. Some of these are rather entertaining, and some are not for the faint of heart.


$500 male roommate wanted NE Fresno (shepard/chestnut)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-08-07, 4:02PM PDT

Two gay men looking to rent a room to another clean, quiet, responsible, respectfull male.

Home is in quiet neighborhood, (that means no parties), near Willow International College campus.

Rent includes all utilities, paper products, (tp etc.)laundry soap, and use of washer and dryer. There is a spa also. and of course kitchen use,

No pets,, we have a large lovable lab already,

(This seems like a good option. Would be interesting living a quiet life with a couple of gay men. They provide everything, and they even have a hot tub!! So I can relax in there when I get tired. At least when they're not using it. That would be nice...)
are you a cute female ? (fresno)

Reply to: ***********@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-07, 8:02AM PDT

I'm a 38 year old male and i live in a 1 bdrm apt, kinda tired of living alone so if theres a cute lady who also doesn't want to live alone let me know

(Someone sounds slightly desperate. "Hey, I'm living by myself, and you're living by yourself. You could live with me. I only have one bedroom, and we can just live together. We'll most likely have to share the same bed, since it's only one bedroom." Yeah, that'll work.)
$995 Fresno State Students- Share a luxury home w/pool- Avail Aug 15+- (Fig Gardens)
Reply to: *********@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-07, 10:45AM PDT

Mature students only! Party away from home and enjoy a sanctuary when you are home

Email for pics and a brief summary of your situation

thanks

("Mature students only! Party away from home..." What the heck!?!?! Mature enough to party once you leave home? What makes you "mature" then? "We don't want someone immature. When you turn 21, then you are mature enough to live here." And at $995 a month? I don't think I'd be going to school if I could afford that.)

I have a place to live in Fresno now. They work with financial aid so I don't have to pay anything till I move in. It's close to school, and right across the street from Bulldog Stadium. Sweetness!

And I've got my classes...

English 31 - Readings in British Literature - 4 units
Prof. Hendrix - MoWeFr - 9:15AM-10:20AM
English 105 - Introduction to Literary Analysis - 4 units
Prof. Najmi - MoWeFr - 1:00PM-2:05PM
Philosophy 165T - J.R.R. Tolkien - 3 units
Prof. Maldonado - TuTh - 11:00AM-12:15PM
Philosophy 133W - Literature of the New Testament - 3 units
Prof. Maldonado - TuTh - 2:00PM-3:15PM
14 units total.

I move to Fresno on the Twenty-second of August. Classes start on the Twenty-fifth.
Wow. I'm leaving home.
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