it's sad that i hear most of these on a daily basis...

[winks7985]

The Webcast Before Christmas

'Twas the week before Christmas and enterprise-wide,
Not a creature was stirring, our bandwidth was fried.
We'd been synergized, leveraged, geographically dispersed,
Right-sized, incentivized, and engineered in reverse.
Drilled down and sea changed and paradigm shifted,
Dialogued and matrixed and pinged and uplifted.
Our

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[bookaddict43]

I thought it was funny too! *huggles you*