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[winstanley]

I (meaning Damon Albarn) am updating this journal because I'm tired of Suzi being too busy with animals and taking care of my child to do it. Or not.

Things to know about Suzi:

• She hates wearing shoes but has bought enough of them to make her own store
• She has an awful purple bathrobe with a thousand holes in it that she keeps for unknown reasons

Comments

[graham__coxon]

Damon, you bastard. I thought she really did like my glasses.

[damon__albarn]

Well I'm sure she does!

[winstanley]

I truly do. I've just always been too shy to let you know.

[claire_neat]

Why aren't you my girlfriend yet? I'm a far better cook than Damon.

[winstanley]

I can definitely see that. I don't know, we should fix that.