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Feb 17, 2007 22:44

What's the difference between a rottweiler and a Jewish Mother ( Read more... )

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gabrielle_grand February 20 2007, 13:10:18 UTC
A Jewish man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, and how are you."
" Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because, I haven't eaten in 38 days."
" Mama," the man says, "that's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

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winston_v2 February 20 2007, 15:36:20 UTC
haha that's great christine!!! :)

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