From Twitter 03-13-2011
- 09:08:48: http://bit.ly/fCgmaB
- 09:13:03: Sometimes when you wake-up in the morning you just wanna slap on a couture gown and run around the house singing Dream Girls.
- 11:24:20: RT @Sphur: "If you like I can make your Pokémon healthy" yay "but let me challenge you to a battle first" MOTHERFU-
- 11:29:47: HOOKER HORSE. http://bit.ly/dNa6xI
- 11:31:23: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Daft Punk (18), Katy Perry (15) & Glee Cast (9) http://bit.ly/b25c3A
- 11:48:42: Watching Warlock 3. Seriously.
- 17:47:08: So, our landlord breeds Goldendoodles. He brought one with him when he came to pick up the rent. GORGEOUS dog.
- 18:51:18: Dear Ford Edge Sport, you ingenious use of Tony Toni Ton's "Feels Good" has swayed me to buy your vehicle.
- 18:55:34: I. LOVE. THIS. SHOW. http://youtu.be/O32lMXBkgMg
- 19:01:49: WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO DISCOVER GLOZELL?
- 19:21:10: This is goodbye, love.
- 19:42:03: Finished the 3rd Pokemon movie for the first time. Um...Molly is kind of a cunt. #Idontcarethatsheisonlysix
- 19:43:47: No, wait. The Unknown are exploding or something.
- 19:44:23: Also, fuck the Unknown. I'm pretty sure that whenever they show up they fuck over everything.
- 19:45:47: *NOW* it's over.
- 19:46:18: We're just going to gloss over the fact that the whiny little girl almost destroyed the whole town? Okay.
- 19:46:38: Maybe a little scene after the credits of her in a counseling session?
- 19:49:00: RT @ethan: A generation will someday look back angrily... "All you took were lo-res hipster iPhone photos of my childhood?!"
- 19:52:17: If I didn't hate Max so much I'd be tempted to start Wishmaker, but OMFG I hate Max.
- 19:54:13: Wait, I can't start another movie. I have to spam post Amazing Race in like, 6 minutes.
- 19:56:08: Side note: I named my newly caught Rufflet "FICA." #pokemon #likeaboss
- 19:58:12: I seriously just sat through the credits hoping there would be a final scene of Molly being institutionalized.
- 20:00:23: Okay, shut up. The Amazing Race is on.
- 20:07:49: Every time I see Kent and Vyxsin I explode in rage. They're just horrible.
- 20:11:39: They're gonna miss their flight! #hooray
- 20:15:09: Tommy Defendi <3 <3 <3
- 20:22:47: Yaks are adorable tbh. #AmazingRace
- 20:38:41: The two teams that annoy me the most are in a race for last. I don't even know who to root for right now.
- 20:39:37: Actually, no. I hate the red heads more than Zev and Justin. GO ZEV AND JUSTIN. #AmazingRace
- 20:43:04: OMG WHY IS VYXSIN CRYING AGAIN? AND WHY IS SHE "DIZZY?" SO MUCH WHITE HOT RAGE AND HER INEPTITUDE.
- 20:55:10: OMG why are you trying to kill Marge? She needs to rest! #AmazingRace
- 20:56:47: They left all their shit on the gondola. AHAHAHAHAHA. #AmazingRace
- 20:57:42: omg i now have 500 pages of anon to go through. #hooray #mylifeissad
- 20:59:04: Omg, people are still bitching about feeling left out. Stop lurking and post. It's not that hard.
- 21:03:41: seriously. first 3 pages are "i love this community" or "i hate this community" um...where the sluts at? #slutitup
- 21:05:53: "i fucking hate oven mitts because i'm always like what if i reach in and there's a spider in this oven mitt" NEVER WEARING THEM AGAIN.
- 21:07:10: Wait. It was 500 post, not 500 pages. Disappoint.
- 21:09:19: AAAAH. "i don't post in that FFAF because (1) i have nothing to talk about and (2) i don't know anybody." BUT IT'S THE INTERNET THO.
- 21:10:08: I think the last thing I posted in FFAF was "I want tacos," and I still got 3 comments. God damn, I'm about to cut some people.
- 21:12:51: "When I do dance sequences from West Side Story at my cat, he hisses at me." I lol'd.
- 21:46:48: It's cray cray how behind on Desperate Housewives I've gotten. Where the hell Did Vanessa Williams come from?
- 21:55:51: Finally watching the Zoroark movie. Skiplooms are creepy as shit.
- 22:01:19: Zorua is kinda creepy. Like it secretly watches you sleep and plots horrible things.
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