From Twitter 03-16-2011

Mar 17, 2011 03:18




  • 11:04:27: Trouty mouth tho. Dying.
  • 11:06:55: What is wrong with the world?
  • 11:10:50: "Watching you sing about that dead bird just made me realize how bad I wanted dat ass."
  • 11:17:09: MERCEDES HAS WRITTEN MY NEW JAM TBH.
  • 11:26:13: JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
  • 11:28:32: ugh, pink.
  • 11:30:01: RT @Sphur: lol the warblers are so happy just sucking off blaine
  • 11:30:39: DITTO RT @Sphur: tbh I would be too so...
  • 11:31:48: hating every song at regionals.
  • 11:33:15: RACHEL'S MIC IS BEDAZZLED.
  • 11:39:36: "The convent is the one place I knew I could stay off the pole."
  • 11:41:56: "My husband if verbally abusive and Í have been drinking since noon." Done. Credits need to roll rn.
  • 11:44:51: Why is Mr. Schu in denim and plaid tho?
  • 11:46:03: Remember when Rachel sang Firework and you thought she was not going to be so pathetic anymore?
  • 11:46:23: Guess the writers didn't either, but whatevs.
  • 11:48:51: That was once again a "meh" episode. I'm not even that excited about Klaine finally happening. I coulda had a V8.
  • 11:51:25: Hell to the No downloading from the iTunes store rn. On loop for the rest of the day.
  • 12:14:32: There are enough empty soda cans in my room to fill a 32 gallon trash bag.
  • 12:15:04: It's the new Friday RT @Sphur: Hell To The No on repeat forever
  • 12:38:59: TRY TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY WEAVE? WELL I GOT SOMETHIN' UP MY SLEEVE. IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA WHOA OH OH #HELLTOTHENO
  • 12:40:23: RING TONING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW.
  • 13:05:23: *cleans room until end of time*
  • 13:06:11: Side note: Inspired by @orthodexy, I have officially started my diet. My fridge is free of crap. Everyone pray. *solemn*
  • 13:10:12: Totally sweating out the last of my perm today. #gayboyproblems
  • 13:18:33: Seriously. http://bit.ly/dgi3Bb
  • 13:33:52: Damn, Beyonce, why have I been skipping Save the Hero? This is a jam.
  • 13:35:24: *epic singing of Scared of Lonely throughout the house*
  • 16:40:38: JSYK, I will spamming the hell out of the next FFAF with Rebecca Black gifs. Prepare yourselves.
  • 16:41:03: Things that are never true: RT @ClassicNewill: It's a Karen O kind of day
  • 16:50:01: RT @Pandapaper: I think I like younger guys simply because they're pick up lines don't involve the phrase "Grab a beer" I want to grab t ...
  • 16:50:34: Not that any guy is asking me to grab anything these days. #foreveralone
  • 16:51:30: Honestly I'm hoping @orthodexy's bf has a twin brother who likes 'em big black and sassy.
  • 16:52:02: Because seriously, I need to cross red heads off my list. #HelloIamawhore
  • 16:55:12: TRY TO MAKE CHANGE MY EATS? BUT, BABY THAT JUST ISN'T ME. I'M A WHOLE LOTTA WHOA OH OH #HELLTOTHENO
  • 16:55:54: I know it by heart now btw.
  • 17:24:13: Only because jelly don't shake like this. RT @orthodexy: @ wintersidhe you http://bit.ly/zpf3d
  • 17:26:50: Okay, so Gaius has officially gone crazy. #BSG
  • 17:29:03: WHO ARE THE OTHER HUMANOID CYLONS? HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT? #BSG
  • 17:42:52: Fuck you bitches. It's cold.
  • 19:33:14: If I ever went to church with @ ClassicNewill I'd be all http://bit.ly/hjv8e1
  • 19:36:09: DEAD. http://bit.ly/dKWxj8 @Sphur
  • 19:45:55: FLAWLESS RESPONSE. RT @Taqo_Belle: Guy to girl on the bus: "Most feminists are sexist." LOL STFU. PLEASE. Juggalo looking motherfucker.
  • 19:47:40: Bitches coming at me for finding Rebecca Black hilarious can eat dicks. Like you never found an internet fad hilarious. Eat all the dicks.
  • 19:51:18: "Litwick" just sounds dirty. #pokemon
  • 19:57:06: Screaming the bridge of No More Drama. Don't judge me.
  • 20:29:04: opponent's sableeye/eruufun + my espeon = opponent's rage quit. Like, every time. #pokemon
  • 20:32:04: RT @CactuarJoe: @ wintersidhe Magic Coat. Because suck on it, Tricksters. :D
  • 20:58:29: Katy Perry: Because I like dicks.
  • 21:00:45: MY COPY OF DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA IS CRACKED AND FUCK ALL THE THINGS.
  • 21:03:08: When did you get here, 9pm? #timeflyswhenyouaredoingnothing
  • 21:06:11: YOU JUST GOTTA IGNITE THE LIGHT AND LET IT SHINE http://bit.ly/fx1Hmm
  • 21:13:23: I need a good horror movie suggestion for Instant Netflix. Help me out, Twitter.
  • 21:13:54: Not @ orthodexy tho, because last time she recommended I watch a movie about a giant murderous turkey.
  • 21:14:29: Which, btw, I watched. I couldn't even function for the rest of the day.
  • 23:13:18: RT @whitegrlproblem: I miss you, unless you miss me, in which case I'm over you and into me being me. #whitegirlproblems


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