From Twitter 05-08-2011

May 09, 2011 03:20




  • 12:09:00: Internet? INTERNET!
  • 12:10:42: How is everyone? Speak up now, because you know I won't be online for like, another month again. @Sphur, @Rawbie, @WONDERCUNT? All yallz.
  • 12:13:51: NO ME GUSTA RT @kingsleyyy: @ ladygaga I love how you have a competent record label. Your album has not leaked and it's the two week mark.
  • 12:15:57: I'm going to have to make an actual blog post about my new job. So much degaga to report.
  • 12:19:56: Did I miss any funny memes or anything? Seriously. Hardcore internet withdrawal. Someone give me a fix.
  • 12:25:33: If your mom doesn't have a facebook then why are you wishing her a happy Mother's Day on fucking facebook? #stopfloodingmyfeed
  • 12:38:14: SUPERSONIC IS PLAYING ON THE OVERHEAD!
  • 12:46:46: "Anyway bremme batale. What's that
  • 12:47:26: ...I dunno, but Femme Fatale." Seriously. Best lyric ever.
  • 12:47:42: Just write down anything then cash the checks, Nicki.
  • 13:14:57: Why is shiny Suwanna not black? That's bullshit.
  • 13:38:29: 10th doctor.
  • 13:59:49: RT @tyleroakley: Footloose reminds me of Urinetown. This tweet has been brought to you by my flaming homosexuality.
  • 14:00:17: Note: All my tweets are brought to you by my flaming homosexuality.
  • 14:03:17: Every time someone talks about government hooker I thnk of President Bartlet going "It's nice that we can do something good for prostitutes"
  • 14:07:06: I have been listening to "The Last Polka" on repeat for like an hour because I'm too lazy to turn off the auto-repeat.
  • 14:16:10: WTF IS CIRCLE THROW? DOES EVERYTHING HAVE A FUCKING PHASE MOVE NOW >:(
  • 14:22:11: Some girl was watching me pretend to play the piano on the table (shut-up). Gave her the pokerface and kept goin'. #nowplaying Philsophy
  • 14:48:12: Photo: revam1ss: I wish a bitch would mess up my sheets with this. Don’t scowl at me. I like my bedding,... http://tumblr.com/x1c2fuaat0
  • 14:50:46: Well kids, that's it. I'm off to return to my internetless life. Stay strong. We will get through this together. ALLONS-Y!


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