In the last 30 days we have had rain  26 days... so the lake is about as high as its been in 20 years ( Read more... )

the guy who works with mom has been on vacation this week, so I have been working in his place... lemme tell ya its been a doozy of a week... xD ( Read more... )

I am watching Pirates of Penzance... Its seems my gizmo does not like opera... xD everytime linda rondstat goes for an annoying uber high note... he howls and whines.... xD poor thing

The ninja Cat can hide anywhere!!

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every time I try and do something good its crap... Danny got hurt a few weeks ago... burned somehow... he was slightly overly inebriated... 
and hasn't been able to mow so I watched their lawn get yucky then realized tardo.. go mow it... so I did... and went to do it again... and this time got one of his dogs.... of all the retarded things... there ( Read more... )

1. Would you marry for money? might as well.. Love doesn't seem to work for me... xD

2. Have you had braces? no...

3. Could you live without a computer? yes, but I wouldn't enjoy it

4. If you could live in a differnt decade which would it be? no idea

5. Do you drink enough water? no

6. Do you wear shoes in the house or take em off? both depends on my ( Read more... )

"I got married", said the first tavern regular, "so that I could have sex 3, 4, or 5 times a week."
"That's very ironic", said the second regular. "That's exactly why I got divorced."

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your ( Read more... )

         George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline ( Read more... )

 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
no

2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
feet must be covered and a fan on

3. When was the last time you've been swimming in a lake?
4 yrs ago

4.Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
alone

5. Where is the Wizard of Oz?
I raided his tower in a video game and sadly not all made it out ( Read more... )