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2010 Winter Games Kink Meme
Part 2

I never really expected this to take off so well, let alone end up with 4000+ comments. Now it's time for part 2!
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1. We are all here to have a little fun. Am I right? 

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[anonymous]

johnny/stéphane

stéphane is always doing nice things for johnny: wishing him well before competitions, complimenting him even when he doesn't deserve praise, hugging him and smiling at him and saying nice things about him in the press. it's clear to everyone that stéphane is head over heels for johnny.

except johnny, that is -- who's sure stéphane is trying to kill him.

[anonymous]

...I want this a lot. In fact, it's almost scary how much I want it. "Johnny. He left a note on your door wishing you luck." "Exactly! He's showing me he knows where I live and trying to psych me out by wishing me luck!" "The note had a heart on it. The heart had a smiley face in the middle of it." "Right. He'll be really happy when he rips out my heart and eats it."

OP

[anonymous]

yes! exactly!

stéphane: takes photograph of himself with stuffed bear johnny had given him at cup of russia a couple years ago. sends to johnny.
johnny: OH GOD. HE'S TAKING TROPHIES.

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[anonymous]

And meanwhile, Stéphane is either completely oblivious, or starts catching on and is all, "Why does Johnny always stay out of arm's reach when I try to say hello?" And then decides that clearly, the correct response is to try harder, which just makes Johnny even more worried that Stéphane is going to stab him with his skates and then try to drink his blood or something.

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[anonymous]

This thread is making me lol SO HARD, omg

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[anonymous]

it's just -- johnny is really not expecting this. why would anyone be in love with him! i mean, despite his perfect ass and his fuckable lips and his insane flexibility, he's kind of an asshole. he's bitchy and a neat freak and he doesn't share well, and everyone in the skating community knows he won't put out, like, eight months out of the year, so what would even be the point?

and stéphane just smiles and touches johnny's shoulder and says, you are lovely and i wish to see more of you. and johnny is like, I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY.

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[anonymous]

Exactly! He can get why someone would maybe want to have sex with him and then leave immediately after, maybe, but since that's only possible for about 1/4 of the year... Tanith is all, "Don't you think him actually liking you is more plausible than him wanting to kill you?" and Johnny is just like, "Are you kidding me?"

He totally doesn't miss Stéphane when Stéphane goes back to Switzerland, though. Really. He's just breathing a sigh of relief or something.

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[anonymous]

and when he hears that stéphane is doing the european shows -- stéphane texts him, can't wait to see you -- he definitely does NOT get a flutter in his stomach.

he forwards the text to tanith: I'M GOING TO DIE IN THE MOTHERLAND.

lol johnny weve been over this you cant die from swallowing too much sperm.

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[anonymous]

Ahahaha. Every time you respond I feel myself weakening more and more. I'm pretty sure that after about one more comment I'm going to give in and just write this damn thing already.

We've been over this ok. He's too much of a gentleman to take advantage of me before he kills me.

Tanith: kills you with love?

YOU CAN DO THAT???

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[anonymous]

do it. dooooo it. *cackles evilly*

and then johnny lands in russia, and gets to his hotel, and for the love of gaga -- he and stéphane's rooms are right next to each other. there's even a connecting door, which stéphane swings through approximately thirty seconds after johnny starts meticulously unpacking.

johnny screams like a little girl. stéphane assumes it's because johnny's so excited to see him.

"do you see, johnny?" stéphane beams. "now we can visit one another and not have to go outside!"

"that's great," johnny says. "um, i have to finish packing."

after he gets stéphane to leave, he gives up on his clothes, and just starts writing out his will.

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[anonymous]

Ahahahaha, fiiiiine.

It's even worse than that (terrible, horrible) time when Stéphane trained with Johnny. That was bad (bad enough that Johnny twitches whenever anyone mentions it), but at least he had witnesses most of the time. Now Stéphane has constant access.

[anonymous]

If I didn't love you sfm right now I'd ttly hate you for making me want to write this when I have THREE fills I'm working on. XD

... But for the record, I still might do it. ;D

[anonymous]

Ahahaha. I feel the same way, which is why I'm glad that you're going to, so I don't have to worry about it. Unless you want to sign a mutual completion pact or something.

- random!writer!anon

[anonymous]

Haha glad someone else is ~going through my pain~ XD! And bb if you wanna, do it~ ;) I'm sure OP wouldn't object to multiple fills!

Also I've been wondering if anyone would wanna like collab on a fill, too [ever since the ANTM prompt haha! /gives self away], so that's an idea if you'd like to consider. 8D?

[anonymous]

Collaboration is very possible! How would we work that out, though?

[anonymous]

8D Oh I'd be so very happy if we did collab~

And I'm perfectly okay with giving you my LJ name so we can PM, or if you have MSN messenger or Yahoo I'd be happy to give you those as well. (: Or we could just e-mail, haha. I'm pretty open to anything~ Your call. 8)

As for the actual story, if you're into roleplaying we could do that, or pass the story back and forth and each write certain parts?