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[wintergameskink]

2010 Winter Games Kink Meme
Part 2

I never really expected this to take off so well, let alone end up with 4000+ comments. Now it's time for part 2!
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1. We are all here to have a little fun. Am I right? 

Comments

[anonymous]

People! We need more bodyswap fic! I want Johnny/Evan where they have to skate in each other's bodies and are fuming the entire time because it's so uncomfortable for them, and then Johnny uses the opportunity to say ridiculous things to the press as Evan and then they have hate!sex. MAKE IT HAPPEN, KINKMEME.

Worlds 2011 (part 15b/?)

[anonymous]

"I don't think so," Johnny says

Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

Johnny's phone beeps. He checks the one in his hand, before remembering that it's Evan's. He pulls out his actual phone from his pocket

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

Someone with a camera who just saw Johnny Weir walk out of Evan Lysacek's hotel room? Oh boy! This is gonna be fun for them, isn't it? And I can totally see Patti noticing and getting the story out of the boys (if anyone ever makes it back to Johnny's room!).
Loving all of this - can't wait to find out how what happens next!

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

YESSSSSSS >:)

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

OMG OMG OMG WHERE IS THE REST, WHY DOES IT NOT EXIST YET, I CAN'T EVEN, AHHHH

*ded of flail*

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

SNUFFLING <3 <3 <3 SERIOUSLY ANON YOU ARE THE VERY BEST!

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

"I bet she's really mad, we did all kinds of media training workshops and none of them said anything about implying Scott Hamilton is gay."

OMG LOL.

Johnny briefly reflects on what a great opportunity this body-switching situation is to try out all the dangerous activities he's wanted to, like skydiving or swimming with sharks.

OMG YIKES.
(No, prolly not bestest idea to be explaining RN how other guy is a 'punchline'. Evan, think first BB!)

Johnny's done media training stuff, sure, but for him most of it usually consists of "please, please, please try not to be Johnny Weir", so it never really helped. Come to think of it, Evan's media training probably consisted of "please don't be Johnny Weir" as well. So he's basically fucking with Evan's entire media strategy (and Evan totally calls it a "media strategy").

He totally does. All of this. Just...all of it. Kinda dying now.

COMPLICATION CLIFFHANGER. LOLOLOL, YOU ARE SO GOOD AT STRINGING US ALONG.

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

OMG this is so awesome, I'm loving it!!!

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH i love this story lskdjgalskdjg
can't wait for more, omg omg

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[aurora_84]

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 15c/?)

[anonymous]

THIS IS AMAZING.

Worlds 2011 (part 16a/?)

[anonymous]

It's not that surprising that it takes Yuki more than ten minutes to come back and deal with her client. Johnny texts his mom and apologizes, and then spends a tense couple of minutes alone with Evan on the couch before Tara calls. Evan does this really annoying thing where he stands to look at the phone, like he's excusing himself from a meeting, so Johnny stands too and hits his shoulder and tells him to put it on speaker

Worlds 2011 (part 16b/?)

[anonymous]

"What-hey!" Evan turns the phone over in his hands, like the call might come back

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 16b/?)

[rinfics]

♥!

Re: Worlds 2011 (part 16b/?)

[anonymous]

~~~THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!! <333333

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE, BB