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Welcome to all winter athletes! This Winter Games is screaming for fic. Lots and lots of fic. So let's give them what they want! The set up is easy! Just (anonymously) post your favorite pairing, threesome, groupsome, etc., and a kink. All prompts are welcome, not just the kinky ones. If someone is interested,

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I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

Apologies to all characters involved, as well as to the writers for the movies Great Train Robbery and The Princess Bride, from whom I borrowed liberally.

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It came down to a train. Of course it did. These things always came down to a train and a train track, or a cliff and some sharks, or a six-fingered man and a torture machine inspired by Rube Goldberg. There must have been an unwritten law. Prince Stephane sighed. No matter what the peril -- locomotion, marine biology, a genetic anomoly with an inferiority complex -- as the prince, it was his job to save the day.

"These ropes are hideous," said the latest imperiled princess as Prince Stephane rode into earshot. "I mean really, this is sort of insulting. If I'm going to kick it, I'm not going to do it in beige. Banana Republic called and wants their color scheme back, could you be any more cliche

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[anonymous]

"Villain, you will never triumph," Prince Stephane began the official Prince speech. "The forces --."

"Shut up!" the Princess Weir yelled. "There is a fucking train coming, get your ass in gear."

Prince Stephane blinked, taken aback, but soon realized that, unconventional as it might seem, there was a certain relief in not needing to finish the remainder of the Prince speech. Perhaps for once he could save the princess with time to spare instead of at the last second, and preserve them both from the near-heart-attack that seemed de rigueur of late in such situations.

"Yes, Princess," he said, and swooped to her side, his dagger flashing to free her from the (offensively beige, she was right about that) ropes.

"You cannot have her, she is mine!" shrieked the Baron Von Lysacek. "My rival and my enemy! You've no right

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

"For the next time we meet, I will deploy Bad Romance."

Flawless style and execution.

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

THIS IS LOVELY. A WORK OF GENIUS! <3

Lambiel/Weir = OTP

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

EXCELLENT TECHNICAL ELEMENTS, FULL MARKS FOR EXECUTION AND MARVELOUS SENSE OF PERFORMANCE AND FLAIR

I GIVE THIS A 6.0 AND AN INTERNET.

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT.

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[subaruke]

YOU WIN THE INTERNETZ!!!

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[anonymous]

in spite of so recently being tied up and begging for pink

"The sunset's that way," she said, pointing.

but the Princess Weir was warm and color-coordinated in his arms
Over here, dying.

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

6.0 ACROSS THE BOARD ♥

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[subaruke]

ONLY A PLATINUM IN THE NEW SCORING SYSTEM THOUGH

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[anonymous]

Number of times I almost spit my tea onto my keyboard while reading this: probably about 5.

A+!

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[stitchbunny]

I LOVE THIS
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[kerishma]

I BESTOW UPON YOU THE PLATINUM MEDAL! PERFECT

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[onirei_kirara]

BEST THING EVER.

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[anonymous]

Re: I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS, Part 1 of 2

[koishii_hime]

YESSS SOMEONE WROTE THIS, HAHA. ♥ IT'S AMAZING, I CANNOT FULLY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS. J/S HATING THE BEIGE ROSE, AND IN-CHARGE JOHNNY WITH BAD ROMANCE, GENIUS and Prince Lambiel was PERFECT~ so dashing and polite. :D