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2010 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES KINK MEME

Welcome to all winter athletes! This Winter Games is screaming for fic. Lots and lots of fic. So let's give them what they want! The set up is easy! Just (anonymously) post your favorite pairing, threesome, groupsome, etc., and a kink. All prompts are welcome, not just the kinky ones. If someone is interested,

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[anonymous]

Has this been posted yet?: http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_skating/43066.html?thread=5374778#t5374778

Because DO WANT!

OR JOHNNY/EVAN. WHICH WOULD NOT BE SO MUCH A WEDDING AS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT DRUNKEN ELOPING FOLLOWED BY YEARS OF ANGRY SEX

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[anonymous]

I am dying DYING every line of this is hilarious

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[anonymous]

I AM SO WHELMED

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[anonymous]

This is the most IC Evan/Johnny fic I have ever read.

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[anonymous]

lololol the TWEET and "My parents would be totally crushed" and "think of all the amazing things you could say in press conferences"

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[savvy_sleek]

I LOVE CRACK FIC WITH ALL MY HEART, BUT THIS HAS FAR EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.

Re: any lawful impediment 1/?

[anonymous]

lol omg THAT TWEET. like it came from evan himself.

any lawful impediment 2/?

[anonymous]

Johnny has about ten seconds to put his things in one of Evan's guest bedrooms before the floppy haired monster is intruding on his space with an earnest expression. "So...if you need a toothbrush or anything-"

"I use a six thousand dollar tooth cleansing system from Finland. Unless you have an extra one of those, I think I'll be fine."

"Right. Um. So look, Bob Costas is going to be here for the interview in about twenty minutes. Should we coordinate our outfits?"

Johnny keeps thinking he has reached the human limits of incredulity, but Evan always manages to push him just a little bit further. "Coordinate our outfits? Are you high? First of all, no. Second of all, what the fuck is wrong with you. Third, if there was even a slim possibility of any of my clothes being capable of coordinating with any of yours, I would kill myself

any lawful impediment 3/?

[anonymous]

Of course, he's actually a bit curious- it seems kind of likely that Evan will snap, mid-interview, and admit everything. Making up a whole gay backstory takes some finesse, and that isn't a quality Evan is precisely known for. After shaking hands with Bob and the crew, Johnny informs them he will not be taking part in the interview, that he is instead making a terrine in the kitchen, and he smirks at their confused expressions before retreating with a wave

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[glamour_pixie]

I love you for writing this, it's too funny!

Third, if there was even a slim possibility of any of my clothes being capable of coordinating with any of yours, I would kill myself."

"So...no?"

DED

Re: any lawful impediment 3/?

[anonymous]

He's way stronger than me. I remember saying to him, "you are way stronger than me." Evan pauses for effect.

"...way stronger."

Oh god, I about died laughing here. Just. Dead.

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[anonymous]

This is one of my favorite tropes, and I love what you're doing with it. So much fun.

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[anonymous]

LOL, this is hilarious. Love it. Thank you anon!

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[anonymous]

This is officially my favorite fic in the fandom.

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[anonymous]

Evan is just so awful, I LOVE IT. The earnestness underneath the cliches, etc. And Johnny's line about Evan buying James Bond's car and bad sheets--hilarious.

Re: any lawful impediment 3/?

[anonymous]

I love you. I love you so much. If we got drunkenly married one night I would convince you not to divorce me.