JEEEEEEESUS CHRIST. WHAT A BUNCH OF JACKOFFS.

Mar 30, 2007 16:40

FUCKING JOE HACHEM, WSOP CHAMP, HAS MY CHAT BANNED. WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. OH WELL THANKS FOR THE $700 JOE YA FUCK.

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FIRST FUCKIN HAND AT THE TABLE WHAT A JACKASS wintermute_ca March 30 2007, 23:51:05 UTC
POKERSTARS GAME #9164136990: OMAHA HI/LO POT LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/03/30 - 12:57:29 (ET)
Table 'Rosalia II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: JoeHachem ($600 in chips)
Seat 4: fat_nutz ($360 in chips)
JoeHachem: posts small blind $3
fat_nutz: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fat_nutz [Ah As 8s 7d]
JoeHachem: raises $12 to $18
fat_nutz: raises $36 to $54
JoeHachem: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Td 5c 2s]
fat_nutz: bets $107
JoeHachem: raises $321 to $428
fat_nutz: calls $199 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Td 5c 2s] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5c 2s 6h] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fat_nutz: shows [Ah As 8s 7d] (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,5,2,A)
JoeHachem: mucks hand
fat_nutz collected $359.50 from pot
fat_nutz collected $359.50 from pot
fat_nutz said, "LOL"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $720 | Rake $1
Board [Td 5c 2s 6h 7c]
Seat 2: JoeHachem (button) (small blind) mucked [Kc 4s Jc 6d]
Seat 4: fat_nutz (big blind) showed [Ah As 8s 7d] and won ($719) with HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,5,2,A

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wintermute_ca March 31 2007, 19:13:18 UTC
PokerStars Game #9182928282: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/03/31 - 15:09:52 (ET)
Table 'Cybele III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: JoeHachem ($2702.25 in chips)
Seat 5: fat_nutz ($2522 in chips)
fat_nutz: posts small blind $10
JoeHachem: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fat_nutz [Jh 5h Jd 2c]
fat_nutz: raises $20 to $40
JoeHachem: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9d 6d]
JoeHachem: checks
fat_nutz: bets $79
JoeHachem: raises $237 to $316
fat_nutz: raises $711 to $1027
JoeHachem: raises $1635.25 to $2662.25 and is all-in
fat_nutz: calls $1455 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jc 9d 6d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9d 6d Ac] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JoeHachem: shows [8d Js 9s Qd] (HI: a straight, Eight to Queen)
fat_nutz: mucks hand
JoeHachem collected $5043 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5044 | Rake $1
Board [Jc 9d 6d Ac Th]
Seat 2: JoeHachem (big blind) showed [8d Js 9s Qd] and won ($5043) with HI: a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 5: fat_nutz (button) (small blind) mucked [Jh 5h Jd 2c]

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wintermute_ca March 31 2007, 19:13:47 UTC
PokerStars Game #9182947532: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/03/31 - 15:11:01 (ET)
Table 'Cybele III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: JoeHachem ($5153.25 in chips)
Seat 5: fat_nutz ($2059 in chips)
JoeHachem: posts small blind $10
fat_nutz: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fat_nutz [Qs Qh Kc Ad]
JoeHachem: raises $40 to $60
fat_nutz: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Th Ks Jc]
fat_nutz: checks
JoeHachem: bets $119
fat_nutz: raises $357 to $476
JoeHachem: calls $357
*** TURN *** [Th Ks Jc] [6c]
fat_nutz: bets $1071
JoeHachem: raises $1071 to $2142
fat_nutz: calls $452 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Th Ks Jc 6c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fat_nutz: shows [Qs Qh Kc Ad] (HI: a straight, Ten to Ace)
JoeHachem: mucks hand
fat_nutz collected $4117 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4118 | Rake $1
Board [Th Ks Jc 6c 6d]
Seat 2: JoeHachem (button) (small blind) mucked [Ac Tc Jd Kd]
Seat 5: fat_nutz (big blind) showed [Qs Qh Kc Ad] and won ($4117) with HI: a straight, Ten to Ace

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anonymous March 31 2007, 20:13:07 UTC
Your chat seems designed to put others on tilt. His ban request puts you on tilt. I'd call it even.

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wintermute_ca March 31 2007, 21:38:48 UTC
actually i was just stoned off my ass. he was tilted when he sat down

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bbphil April 1 2007, 04:38:30 UTC
Hachem's a worthless faggot. F him, and keep taking his money.

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wintermute_ca April 1 2007, 11:33:37 UTC
GOOD PLAN BUT I GOT DRUNK AND DECIDED I WAS GOOD AT LIMIT HOLEDTHEM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/04/01/climate.report.ap/index.html

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wintermute_ca April 1 2007, 11:34:12 UTC
I MENAT TO PASTE ( ... )

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