motorized old people scooters sales pitch

[winthepurplekow]

Are you tired of your parents leeching off of you in their "Golden Years"? Do you want them to be more mobile so you don't have to wipe thier asses like they used to yours? Then you should check out the Enterprise Scooter! Not only will your parents be able to get around the house, when they get outside you can enter the special code that only

Comments

[nephalimanger]

That's the greatest thing ever!

[teargrrl82]

I want one.