Just to get this out and in the open...

[wiredforsound]

I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware. Just thought I should mention that and all.

Comments

[skydancerlilitu]

Do I at least get to be your concubine?

Every ruler...

[wiredforsound]

Absolutely. I prefer my meals later in the day, my hair must be brushed often and I like to have my hair washed. Also, your tongue skills should be excellent. I also enjoy multiple women when possible, so I should certainly hope you were taught to share.

In return, I shall garb you in the finest silks, and the most glittering jewels. No other concubine shall hold the power you possess, and the common people will kneel at your passing.

So it has been spoken, so it shall be done.