1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

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And once again, with the coming of Thanksgiving, the Holidays have reared their fell and eldritch heads again. It begins tomorrow, the day after Thanksgiving, a day which, every year, is known also as the bane of all retail employees everywhere. I can't stress enough however, for those choosing this most insane of all shopping days, to be patient ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that while I drive a Caprice Classic, the back seat is NOT made for acts of Sexual congress. That will be all, thank you and have a nice day.

Your results:
You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 75%Catwoman 75%Spider-Man 65%The Flash 65%Robin 60%Iron Man 60%Supergirl 55%Batman 55%Hulk 50%Superman 50%Wonder Woman 40%Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

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I posted these before I think, but I came across them in a Works file, thought I'd repost for the hell of it. I needed an update so here we go."An angel came to me. She was beautiful. Her hair was golden fire, her wings a soft embrace. When she spoke, a chorus resounded within my ears and my soul. I looked upon her countenance and thought to burn ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)"

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So tonight was pretty damned interesting, all things considered. As per my usual Tuesday, I went to the bar downtown, sang some songs, that kinda thing. Well, they're having another contest down there. Tonight was... I wanna say week three. Sounds right, we'll go with that. Anyways, I show up, say hello, and I'm told if no-one signs up by 11pm, I' ( Read more... )