Ice Cream Slingers of The Future!!!

Jan 07, 2004 08:35

So I filled out this application to work at an ice cream shop that will remain unnamed. The application was a blank white paper bag. I cut out pictures from magazines and glued them to the bag. The best side was where I found a big picture of the landscape on Mars from a National Geographic and pasted it on as a background. So on Mars I'm being ( Read more... )

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michaelodwyer January 7 2004, 14:14:39 UTC
Hi. Dan. This is STALKER BILL!!!
Expect me to appear at your door or at your bedside in the near future with a jar of vasoline and a grin in the near future!!!
You know what? Fuck that jar of vasoline.
HOW DARE YOU REVEAL MY LOVE FOR CYNDI LAUPI!!!!
j
(Gets all pouty and puts on a white dress)
"I don't like you anymore!!!! WUAHAHAHHAHAH"
(storms out of the restaraunt.

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