BREAKING DAWN 2: JACOB BLACK'S CAMEO

[wirrrn]

 TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 2: Disappointing end to the series. Not terrible (Like the first film) but not great like parts 2 & 3. Promising beginning- with a genuinely kickass sequence of the newly vampirized Bella adjusting to having all her senses cranked up to 11 and a set-piece that is no lie a classic in vampire cinema (Bellacula running

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[leicesterstreet]

Twilight review? You truly are a flaming homosexual :P

[bartok]

Says the man who keeps foisting shirtless pictures of himself on us.

[leicesterstreet]

I did no such thing, it was behind a lj-cut, however you quite willingly felt the need to look and proceeded to do so .... what does that say about you? :P

[herumtreiber]

Hated Bella's awesome maternal 'powers.' What's the use of showing all the vampire features if Bella has a heart of gold and her 'maternal awesomeness' dictates she should save Bambi and all? How come her pitiful shallow self suddenly becomes the Mother Theresa of tramps... er, I mean vamps?

And then she manhandles Jacob. I bet her admirers wouldn't be pleased if it was the other way around: A guy acquiring superpowers and manhandling his female admirer just for the heck of it.

Jacob has served his purpose and that's why they don't show him. Edward is in for a tough 1,000 years because Meyer and Rowling treat the RPattz character with equal contempt, at the end.

[wirrrn]

I was *amazed* at how little screentime Jake had. I was like "who did he piss off?!" the opening 10 minutes with Bella reveling in her newborn status- hurting Edward, hunting Bleedy McCliffscaler and hurting Jacob- pointed to a very dark vampiress in the making. Also loved how Jacob was VISIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE THAT HE HAD A 3 DAY OLD LOVE INTEREST :)

LOVED Michael Sheen in this one- especially his awesome cackle upon meeting Chucky... er Renesmee. Marcus' ",,,finally" was neat too

[herumtreiber]

It was a waste of the person that made the saga interesting for many people. The intro was boring, took too long. The vamps who drop everything they're doing to save Chucky stole screen time from the pack. Bella would never be dark because she's 'pure'.
Yeah, Meyer came up with the stupidest idea just to please her Bella-self!

Sheen was awesome. All the Volturi were, Jane especially. I was rooting for them, always. They should've killed Chucky to break the silly imprint and make place for Jakeward. Marcus was awesome too!!

I liked the ending with the song and the montage though. Pity it had her.

[wirrrn]

I've been re-reading your J/E fics to make up for the film's shortcomings

:)

[chewableprose]

But come on ... Jacob's strip tease for Charlie ...

(It was totally Final Destination, I had the same thought).