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[wise_king]

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[expiatrice]

You never come with me when I'm grocery shopping. How thoughtless, I'm sure that you could have helped carry at least a bag of something.

[wise_king]

You never ask, Ciel.

[expiatrice]

A good boy doesn't need to be asked. I know it's not in your interest to be thoughtful, but you should at least try to do so, once in a while!

[wise_king]

Ciel, the next you are going to lecture me, please warn me ahead of time. That way I can prepare myself to be bored.

[expiatrice]

Huh? Is that really necessary? Aren't you always prepared to be bored? I thought that's what all Dead Apostle Ancestors did.

[wise_king]

I prefer to think about what I'm going to do next. I'm not old fashioned like a certain someone.

[expiatrice]

I'm hearing "old-fashioned" from someone whose age scales up to four digits, Merem.

[wise_king]

I'm hip and chill with the times.

[expiatrice]

Do whatever you want, but I absolutely forbid you to change your hairstyle. I'll kill you if a Mohawk becomes your idea of a joke, for the record.

[wise_king]

You think I wouldn't look good with one?

[expiatrice]

Absolutely terrible! That's beyond heresy! Don't you dare even thinking about it, I'm serious!

[wise_king]

Why don't you get a bowl cut?

[expiatrice]

[huffs indignantly, arms crossed over chest] I already cut my hair once, I'm not doing it again!

[wise_king]

You are such a child, Ciel.

[expiatrice]

Anyone is young compared to you, and I have to draw the line somewhere. At this rate, who knows how long it'll take before you start telling me to do even worse things, like changing my name?

[wise_king]

It's not like you have any attachment to your current name.