My mom took me to Target yesterday under the guise of buying a vacuum for me to use on the floors. Our vacuum has the nasty habit of spewing out portions of what its previously sucked up, making all my hard work moot. And yes, i did hate myself for excitedly clapping at the mention of getting a new one. But anyway, we get there and she suddenly ( Read more... )

*wanders into Bleach comm*
Fans: "OMGWTFBLEACH!"
*raises brow*

*seeks out last few manga chapters*

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OMGWTFBLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, i'm home btw. Flew back Monday and have been exhausted since for no real reason. I miss having things to do and people to talk to. Even if i got smothered by cats every time i laid down. Some wedding pics are up on Facebook, but i obviously didn't have my camera with me during the ceremony so it's all pre and post. I'll upload general pics of ( Read more... )

Arrived in New Orleans Tuesday where i was picked up by Cone and her family and taken over the line to their home in MS. I've been getting run over by cats, drenched by rain and riding the greatest bumpy roads ever. Her wedding is Saturday. Everyone keep your fingers crossed things go just as planned!

Went bra shopping last night. The cups on one of mine suddenly ripped at the seam (so totally not my boob's fault) and another has lost elasticity, which left me wearing only sport bras for a few days and squishing two funbags into one giant lump is never comfortable. Anyway, Mom accompanied me--always bad for my self-esteem. Somehow she acts ( Read more... )

Does anyone care to purchase a Mario corset or two ( Read more... )

Why did ABC stop airing last week's Lost before the new one? I needed that! I watch Life at 9pm! And sorry, i'm not giving that up, Abrams. Now i'm 3 episodes behind. Watching hour shows online never sits right with me but i guess i'll have to force myself ( Read more... )

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! WATCH IT SO YOU TOO DON'T BECOME A RAMBLING DOUCHEBAG!

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Seriously, people. An update to friends once or twice a day about your "life" is fine. If you want to keep note of every inane thing that passes through your empty mind, that's fine! Writer's do this, and it's fun to find brain droppings you'd written at ( Read more... )

Why does it feel like the Juniper Lee episode where she sings the Me First and The Gimme Gimmes cover of "I Sing The Body Electric" never existed? Did i make it up? Why does nobody have video evidence? Obviously the retards making their own music videos on youtube must have seen it ( Read more... )

Okay, why is there a giant Mickey w/penis statue in Paris? And how has no one been sued?

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PS: Weird how my icon is a half-step from being entirely appropriate, yeah?