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[wiseoldking]

HOGWARTS!!

I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does

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[onetoughpuff]

Maybe you should be serving this detention. Particularly if they make you eat.

[wiseoldking]

What the fuck you I COULD STILL PUNCH YOUR STUPID L

Oh Smith, you're so funny. Mister Filch doesn't cook!!!!

[onetoughpuff]

I will suggest it to him, then.

[wiseoldking]

I can't say Mrs Norris wouldn't be ten times cleaner roasting on a spit, but don't you think people would be a tad upset with you if you were indirectly responsible for slaughtering Hogwarts' most beloved feline?

[lucylike]

There's really not much you can do to get out of detention, Hakim. Trust me...I've tried.

[wiseoldking]

Not very hard. I know you, McCormack. You're resigned to your place in life as a Hogwarts' token juvenile delinquent. But I need to be successful in life if you ever want me to bail you out of muggle prisons in about ten years, you realise.

[lucylike]

Maybe I enjoy scraping gum off desks the Muggle way?

Anyway, I doubt anyone would take my word for it as far as ANYONE'S character is concerned, otherwise I'd help. Best of luck, mate.

[wiseoldking]

Yeah, and maybe Malik Hakim enjoys snuggling with filthy oversized rodents.

Don't rule yourself out so quickly, McCormack! You are a (somewhat) valued member of this community and we (somewhat) cherish your opinions & thoughts.

Alright, never mind. You're excused!

[ravenscorner]

No one in Ravenclaw deserves a detention.

[wiseoldking]

Oh, man. I didn't know I was that good.

[psychophantic]

You are making things worse for yourself. If you do not wish to have detention every evening for a month, I suggest you shut the hell up.

[fauxblooded]

YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET.

[wiseoldking]

You seem upset, Stainy. Do you want to talk about that?

[fauxblooded]

NO

[wiseoldking]

Does someone need a hug?