Comments | wiserthanusall: Lesson Eight | Rumors

wiserthanusall

Lesson Eight | Rumors | Open/Audio

Jul 24, 2010 23:43

Rumors are completely pointless, unless you are starting them yourself. Even den, it is best only to do so only for your own amusement.

[He stops, to think about that. Crunch....crunch crunch....

...

...crunch. Is he eating potato chips?!]

By the way, have you heard about the unstoppable Xiàng qí skill of Master Oogway? Truly a marvel to

i might be implying something, omnomnomnom, happy as a turtle in a lettuce bin, kung fu lives in stupid questions

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Audio gonnabeamighty July 25 2010, 04:02:38 UTC

Master Oogway. Can I ask you something?

[ audio ] wiserthanusall July 25 2010, 04:21:04 UTC

I am listening.

[ audio ] gonnabeamighty July 25 2010, 16:07:02 UTC

[Simba clears his throat. He's trying to sound serious, so Oogway will take him seriously.]

I need to learn Kung Fu. Will you teach me?

[ audio ] wiserthanusall July 25 2010, 17:36:52 UTC

Hmmm...

[He could just say 'yes,' since he means to, anyways. But there's no fun in that!]

Why do you wish to learn Kung Fu?

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