Vodka: bad
Long Island Iced Tea: worse

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i spit in her latte. not just a litte, i mean all up in that shit. it was glorious.
i don't care what is said about me, all i have to say in return is "you drank my flegm, biatch."

1. jiz
cum, sperm
i jizzed all over my couch

2. jiz
1)man juice
2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat.
3)lubricant when wet
4)alternative for superglue when dry
Suck my cock and drink my jiz bitch

found on urbandictionary.com

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whipped cream is Starbucks jiz
how the hell do you spell "jiz"?... i don't think i've ever had to write it down

"Baby, will you wax my ass?" - Trevette

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