A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…
Girl: "Slow down. I’m scared."
Guy: "No, this is fun."
Girl: "No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy: "Then tell me you love me."
Girl: "Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy::"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl: hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its
bugging me."
Paper the next day:
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