DEAR VODKA
AFTER LAST NIGHTS FOURTH OF JULY FESTIVITIES
WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE
YOU ARE OFF MY LIST WITH JOSE CUERVO.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

so ive come to the conclusion that after hitting so many things so hard without a dent, my car is AMAZING.

p.s.
looks like we made it    =)

P.S.S. TODAY COULD NOT BE BETTER
BECAUSE MY FRIENDS, MAE IS COMING IN AUGUSTTTTTTTTTTT
IM GONNA SHIT PANTS

last night was good
we all crashed at jades
i drank cosmos and white russians
doug and i slept in the most comfortable bed EVER
and we got to play with the chinchillas, cats, and pigs.
this is the life.

i have the best times with the best friends and i wouldnt trade it for the world.

this is the tom green show.
it's not the green tom show.

does it creep anyone else out that we have the same first and middle name and the exact same birthday adn that we both love our friends and animals and have a sense of humor?

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today i jumped off a bridge.

if you jump i jump.

i wish i didnt get sick all the time.

have you ever felt like theres so much wrong but everything's perfect?

I'm not complaining. for now, life is good.

saying dont worry
about a thing
cause every little thing.. is gonna be alright

ohhhhhhhhh bob marley