[fic] Delko Time | CSI: Miami | Eric/Ryan
Title: Delko Time
Word Count: 498
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ryan/Eric
Summary:Ryan has a big sense of humor, but Eric knows full well how to counter-act
A/N: A crack fic if one I ever did see. This is a result of watching 'Nailed' and having a certain quote floating around in my head for forever, then spending a night with my girlfriends baking and listening to music when MC Hammer comes on...
I'm still laughing thimking about it.
Eric was exhausted by the time he pulled up to his apartment block. The sun was just starting to set and he was quiet ready to go bed.
From somewhere above him loud music drifted down and into his thoughts. He looked up and could only pray that it wasn’t coming from anywhere near his apartment.
Going inside, he made a beeline for the elevator, got in and punched the number that would take him to the according floor.
He leaned against the back wall as the elevator jolted to life to bring him to his final destination.
Bed.
His beautiful, queen sized bed with a warm and cozy duvet and sinking, down filled pillows.
A smile dragged across his lips as he thought of bed and sleep. He only regretted he would be sleeping alone tonight.
A certain someone had blown him off…again.
The elevator opened with a ding and Eric exited, cool and suave as ever.
Because he never knew when that pretty little brunette who lived three doors down would be coming down the hall.
He loved her long legs, and that so-slight swish of well defined hips.
He wasn’t officially dating Ryan, he could still look, at least that’s what he kept telling himself when he felt guilty for eyeing women.
His thoughts were ripped to shreds as the loud music he’d heard outside continued to bombard him.
He groaned and hoped that it wasn’t an immediate neighbour playing what seemed to be MC Hammer at 8:30 in the evening.
He became suspicious as he approached his door, it seemed to be the source of his annoyance.
He unlocked his door and was greeted by the blaring music. As he kicked off his shoes and placed them next to his lovers, he wondered when Ryan had picked up the hobby of breaking and entering.
Of course, he had found ”I can’t come home with you tonight because…um…I have…er…plans…” hard to believe when it was fed to him an hour earlier.
“Ryan?” Eric called as he looked around his apartment. He didn’t see him immediately so he headed towards the stereo in his living room to turn off the blasted song.
“Stop!”
Eric spun to see Ryan standing in the doorway.
“Delko-Time!”
And he was off, laughing at his own little joke.
“Oh, that’s it!” Eric growled, turning off the stereo, “I warned you about that!”
He stalked towards the bedroom where Ryan had run to hide.
First he turns him down, then he breaks into his apartment and plays MC Hammer of all things. And then, after Eric specifically forbade him, he has the balls to yell Delko Time at him.
Ryan was dying of laughter on the bed when Eric found him. He did attempt another escape, but found it near impossible to do as his sides cramped and he couldn’t breathe properly.
“No! Stop!” Ryan all but squealed as Eric pinned him down and began the worst punishment imaginable.
Ryan was very ticklish.
Word Count: 498
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ryan/Eric
Summary:Ryan has a big sense of humor, but Eric knows full well how to counter-act
A/N: A crack fic if one I ever did see. This is a result of watching 'Nailed' and having a certain quote floating around in my head for forever, then spending a night with my girlfriends baking and listening to music when MC Hammer comes on...
I'm still laughing thimking about it.
Eric was exhausted by the time he pulled up to his apartment block. The sun was just starting to set and he was quiet ready to go bed.
From somewhere above him loud music drifted down and into his thoughts. He looked up and could only pray that it wasn’t coming from anywhere near his apartment.
Going inside, he made a beeline for the elevator, got in and punched the number that would take him to the according floor.
He leaned against the back wall as the elevator jolted to life to bring him to his final destination.
Bed.
His beautiful, queen sized bed with a warm and cozy duvet and sinking, down filled pillows.
A smile dragged across his lips as he thought of bed and sleep. He only regretted he would be sleeping alone tonight.
A certain someone had blown him off…again.
The elevator opened with a ding and Eric exited, cool and suave as ever.
Because he never knew when that pretty little brunette who lived three doors down would be coming down the hall.
He loved her long legs, and that so-slight swish of well defined hips.
He wasn’t officially dating Ryan, he could still look, at least that’s what he kept telling himself when he felt guilty for eyeing women.
His thoughts were ripped to shreds as the loud music he’d heard outside continued to bombard him.
He groaned and hoped that it wasn’t an immediate neighbour playing what seemed to be MC Hammer at 8:30 in the evening.
He became suspicious as he approached his door, it seemed to be the source of his annoyance.
He unlocked his door and was greeted by the blaring music. As he kicked off his shoes and placed them next to his lovers, he wondered when Ryan had picked up the hobby of breaking and entering.
Of course, he had found ”I can’t come home with you tonight because…um…I have…er…plans…” hard to believe when it was fed to him an hour earlier.
“Ryan?” Eric called as he looked around his apartment. He didn’t see him immediately so he headed towards the stereo in his living room to turn off the blasted song.
“Stop!”
Eric spun to see Ryan standing in the doorway.
“Delko-Time!”
And he was off, laughing at his own little joke.
“Oh, that’s it!” Eric growled, turning off the stereo, “I warned you about that!”
He stalked towards the bedroom where Ryan had run to hide.
First he turns him down, then he breaks into his apartment and plays MC Hammer of all things. And then, after Eric specifically forbade him, he has the balls to yell Delko Time at him.
Ryan was dying of laughter on the bed when Eric found him. He did attempt another escape, but found it near impossible to do as his sides cramped and he couldn’t breathe properly.
“No! Stop!” Ryan all but squealed as Eric pinned him down and began the worst punishment imaginable.
Ryan was very ticklish.