a rocket crash: i don't want her to kill herself or be murdered. SmarterChild: I thought you did want her to kill herself or be murdered. a rocket crash: no, actually i don't. SmarterChild: Actually you don't? a rocket crash: that's right. SmarterChild: OK, whatever. a rocket crash: so could you please remove "kill yourself" and "murdered by someone" from her calendar? SmarterChild: Yep. a rocket crash: thank you. SmarterChild: You're very welcome.
wish on planes: Sex. SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human... wish on planes: Sex. SmarterChild: Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex? wish on planes: Sex. SmarterChild: You seem obsessed, Darling Love. Ever considered counseling?
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SmarterChild: I thought you did want her to kill herself or be murdered.
a rocket crash: no, actually i don't.
SmarterChild: Actually you don't?
a rocket crash: that's right.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
a rocket crash: so could you please remove "kill yourself" and "murdered by someone" from her calendar?
SmarterChild: Yep.
a rocket crash: thank you.
SmarterChild: You're very welcome.
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SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
wish on planes: Sex.
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
wish on planes: Sex.
SmarterChild: You seem obsessed, Darling Love. Ever considered counseling?
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An unidentified man was arrested last night for fucking several whores in clear view of the public. When an officer walked up, the man behaved very nicely toward him. The man even tried to grab the officer's nice cunt. Thanks to the officer's dick and quick reflexes, however, he stomped the awesome man. After he desperately tried to fuck some skirts, the man was taken into custody and is now awaiting trial.
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