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Cassie12251: THERE'S SOMETHING CRAWLING AROUND IN MY CEILING
Cassie12251: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!
carolyn 5620: AHH!
carolyn 5620: its probably a mouse!
carolyn 5620: or a RAT!
Cassie12251: I KNOW!!!!!!!
Cassie12251: AHHHHHHH!
carolyn 5620: a humongous sumo wrestling RAT!
Cassie12251: there's no smiley face for TERRIFIED!
Cassie12251: OMG! THAT'S IT!
Cassie12251: I KNEW THE JAPANESE HAD SOMETHING UP THEIR SLEEVES!
carolyn 5620: RUN CASSIE, RUN!
carolyn 5620: BEFORE THE HUMOUNGOUS SUMO WRESTLING RATS DROP NERVE GAS BOMBS!
Cassie12251: NO! IT'S OKAY!
Cassie12251: I HAVE A GASMASK FOR OCCASIONS LIKE THESE!
carolyn 5620: PUT IT ON.. AND REMEMBER TO PUT YOURS OF FIRST BEFORE ASSISTING OTHERS WITH THEIRS!
Cassie12251: OKAY! GOT IT!
Cassie12251: DO YOU HAVE YOURS ON!
Cassie12251: THESE THINGS CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THE INTERWEB!
carolyn 5620: AHH!
carolyn 5620: ITS ON!
Cassie12251: GOOD!
Cassie12251: BREATHE DEEP!~
Cassie12251: DO YOU FEEL WEAK AT THE KNEESE FROM ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOVE FOR ME??
carolyn 5620: I..
carolyn 5620: I..
carolyn 5620: I THINK I MIGHT PASS OUT
Cassie12251: HANG ON!!
Cassie12251: I'M SENDING RE-ENFORCEMENTS!
Cassie12251: THE CHINESE MICE WILL BE THERE SOON! BECAUSE THEY HOLD A PASSIONATE HATRED FOR JAPANESE SUMO-RATS!
Cassie12251: IN ADDITION TO THAT, I'LL BE SENDING A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CAPS LOCK!
Cassie12251: ALL FOR 2 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99, AND ONE COMPLICATED PAYMENT OF WAFFLES.
carolyn 5620: HAHAHA OKAY IM SENDING THE WAFFLES AND THE 20 BUCKS THROUGH THE INTERWEB...
carolyn 5620: KEEP THE CHANGE!
carolyn 5620: THE SUMO RATS ARE FISHING NOW BECAUSE THEYRE JAPANESE!
carolyn 5620: THEY HAVE THEIR MINI FISH POLES OUT AND EVERYTHING
Cassie12251: DUDE! ARE THERE SAMURAI?
Cassie12251: BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY BADASS
carolyn 5620: YES
carolyn 5620: THEY ARE!
carolyn 5620: NOW THEY HAVE THEIR SWORDS OUT!
Cassie12251: OH MY GOD!!
Cassie12251: SEPPUKU!!!!!!!!!!
carolyn 5620: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
carolyn 5620: AND THE CAPS LOCK REMAINS!
Cassie12251: GOOGLE IT!
Cassie12251: YOU SHALL SEEEEE
carolyn 5620: OH MY!
carolyn 5620: NOW I SEE!
carolyn 5620: WILL THEY DO IT?~
Cassie12251: OH, THEY WILL!
Cassie12251: NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
Cassie12251: I TOTALLY READ ABOUT IT IN SHOGUN, AND...WELL..UMM...IT PROBABLY APPLIES TO JAPANESE-SUMO-SAMURAI MICE, TOO!
carolyn 5620: IT BETTER
carolyn 5620: BECAUSE THEYR TAKING OVER
carolyn 5620: THEYRE FLOODING THE STREETS
Cassie12251: OKAY
Cassie12251: HERE'S THE PLAN
Cassie12251: WE SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY COMMIT MICE-SEPPUKU, AND THEN....IF THEY REFUSE, WE STICK THEM IN THOSE CRAZY RAT-TRAP THINGS AND MAKE THEM WATCH I LOVE LUCY RE-RUNS UNTIL THEY CRACK.
carolyn 5620: I THINK.. THAT IS A MASTER PLAN!
Cassie12251: THIS IS BEYOND MASTER
Cassie12251: THIS IS.....MASTERY.